Alien Probe Bundle
Alien Probe Bundle — Ready for Close Encounters
Ever wondered what it feels like to be abducted… willingly?
The Alien Probe Bundle delivers a full invasion kit straight from Area 69: one 4 oz bottle of Alien Glow Goo, a UV LED Party Bulb, and a Lewb Tube for deep-space delivery. Together, they’re everything you need for a glow-in-the-dark encounter that’s out of this world—literally.
NOTE: Flavors are intentionally subtle by design for comfort and sensitivity
Whether you’re staging a blacklight bedroom experiment, probing your own planetary curiosities, or just want to throw the wildest extraterrestrial party in the galaxy, this bundle’s got the gear for a full cosmic contact experience.
Happy Ending
Slip into something slicker with Happy Ending, the creamy, plant-based water-based lube that turns every moment into a climax-worthy experience. Whether you’re treating yourself to a solo session or gifting your partner something extra, this long-lasting, cum-like formula delivers a smooth ride all the way to satisfaction.
Now available in two “shifts”:
☀️ Dayshift – The original creamy white version with a realistic appearance and no glow. Perfect for daytime “appointments,” roleplay, toy play, and classic creamy fun.
🌙 Nightshift – With UV Glow – The after-hours edition. A bright creamy yellow formula enhanced with UV-reactive Riboflavin that fluoresces under black light for glowing late-night fun. Requires UV/black light to glow.
Glow Lewb Trio Bundle
Glow Lewb Trio Bundle — Light Up Every Lewb Fantasy
Why glow solo when you can light up the whole freakin’ galaxy?
The Glow Lewb Trio Bundle gives you three full-sized 4 oz bottles of luminous pleasure: Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, and Alien Glow. Together they form a radiant arsenal for your after-dark adventures—built for show-offs, stargazers, and anyone who believes foreplay deserves a spotlight.
Whether you’re getting down under the blacklight, filming your own cosmic content, or just want to make your bedroom look like an alien rave, this trio keeps the glow going all night long.
Gallon of Glowing Goo
This listing is for 1 full gallon of our glow lube.
Ready to go big? This is a full gallon of your chosen glow formula, perfect when you’re ready to pour, dip, or go all in.
Each gallon comes in a durable plastic container with a secure, safety-sealed cap.
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Glow in the Dick – Body Safe Blacklight Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing the Glow in the Dick — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
NOTE: Flavors are intentionally subtle by design for comfort and sensitivity
Glow Job UV Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing Glow Job — the UV reactive glowing water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
NOTE: Flavors are intentionally subtle by design for comfort and sensitivity
Bio-Lube-Inescence – Creamy Glow Lube
Bio-Lube-Inescense — UV Glow Cream Lube (Teal)
For those who like their desire to shimmer.
Bio-Lube-Inescense is a creamy, UV-reactive glow lube inspired by bioluminescent tides, deep sea dream creatures, and the kind of touch that feels like electricity under the skin.
Alien Glow Goo – Body Safe Blacklight Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing Alien Glow Goo — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
NOTE: Flavors are intentionally subtle by design for comfort and sensitivity
World's First UV Reactive Lubes
Water Based & Body Safe
World's First UV Reactive Lube
Waterbased, Body Safe, and Edible!
Alien Probe Bundle
Alien Probe Bundle — Ready for Close Encounters
Ever wondered what it feels like to be abducted… willingly?
The Alien Probe Bundle delivers a full invasion kit straight from Area 69: one 4 oz bottle of Alien Glow Goo, a UV LED Party Bulb, and a Lewb Tube for deep-space delivery. Together, they’re everything you need for a glow-in-the-dark encounter that’s out of this world—literally.
NOTE: Flavors are intentionally subtle by design for comfort and sensitivity
Whether you’re staging a blacklight bedroom experiment, probing your own planetary curiosities, or just want to throw the wildest extraterrestrial party in the galaxy, this bundle’s got the gear for a full cosmic contact experience.
Glow Lewb Trio Bundle
Glow Lewb Trio Bundle — Light Up Every Lewb Fantasy
Why glow solo when you can light up the whole freakin’ galaxy?
The Glow Lewb Trio Bundle gives you three full-sized 4 oz bottles of luminous pleasure: Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, and Alien Glow. Together they form a radiant arsenal for your after-dark adventures—built for show-offs, stargazers, and anyone who believes foreplay deserves a spotlight.
Whether you’re getting down under the blacklight, filming your own cosmic content, or just want to make your bedroom look like an alien rave, this trio keeps the glow going all night long.
Uranus – UV Reactive Lube
Uranus — UV Reactive Glow Lube (Light Teal-Green)
For deep space exploration and perfect alignment.
Uranus UV Reactive Lube is a creamy, glow-responsive personal lubricant inspired by the serene, mysterious tones of the ice giant itself. In normal light, it appears as a soft teal-green — slightly lighter and more subtle than Bio-Lube-Inescense. Under blacklight, it transforms into a smooth, atmospheric glow that feels otherworldly.
NOTE: Flavors are intentionally subtle by design for comfort and sensitivity
Ovipositor Ooze Glow – UV Reactive Cream Lube
Ovipositor Ooze — Glow Cream Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your alien fantasy.
Meet Ovipositor Ooze, the UV-reactive, creamy glow lube born straight out of your deep-space hatching fantasies. Thick, decadent, and made to glisten under blacklight, this ooze is designed for otherworldly play—whether you’re alone, with a partner, or filming something your followers will never forget.
Bio-Lube-Inescence – Creamy Glow Lube
Bio-Lube-Inescense — UV Glow Cream Lube (Teal)
For those who like their desire to shimmer.
Bio-Lube-Inescense is a creamy, UV-reactive glow lube inspired by bioluminescent tides, deep sea dream creatures, and the kind of touch that feels like electricity under the skin.
Happy Ending
Slip into something slicker with Happy Ending, the creamy, plant-based water-based lube that turns every moment into a climax-worthy experience. Whether you’re treating yourself to a solo session or gifting your partner something extra, this long-lasting, cum-like formula delivers a smooth ride all the way to satisfaction.
Now available in two “shifts”:
☀️ Dayshift – The original creamy white version with a realistic appearance and no glow. Perfect for daytime “appointments,” roleplay, toy play, and classic creamy fun.
🌙 Nightshift – With UV Glow – The after-hours edition. A bright creamy yellow formula enhanced with UV-reactive Riboflavin that fluoresces under black light for glowing late-night fun. Requires UV/black light to glow.
Glow Job UV Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing Glow Job — the UV reactive glowing water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
NOTE: Flavors are intentionally subtle by design for comfort and sensitivity
Glow in the Dick – Body Safe Blacklight Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing the Glow in the Dick — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
NOTE: Flavors are intentionally subtle by design for comfort and sensitivity
Latest Products
Recent Products
Poon Pie
Poon Pie – Make your lover a dessert!
Poon Pie is a cheeky little treat that’s all about fun, fluffy, chocolatey-marshmallow vibes with a wink for those who get the joke. It’s sweet, smooth, and made to taste as good as it feels, without being over the top. Safe for licking. Not for snacking. Not recommended for internal use in women.
NOTE: Flavors are intentionally subtle by design for comfort and sensitivity
Gallon of Glowing Goo
This listing is for 1 full gallon of our glow lube.
Ready to go big? This is a full gallon of your chosen glow formula, perfect when you’re ready to pour, dip, or go all in.
Each gallon comes in a durable plastic container with a secure, safety-sealed cap.
Scroll down to ready important information about this product!
It Won’t Suck Itself – Flavored Lube
It Won’t Suck Itself – Flavored Personal Lubricant
Sweet, slick, and very honest—It Won’t Suck Itself is the flavored lube made for moments when participation is encouraged and effort is appreciated. This smooth, water-based formula delivers a reliable glide with a playful taste, keeping things comfortable, fun, and fully intentional from start to finish.
*Grab CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRY – SPECIAL FLAVOR BLEND (for a limited time)
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Made with plant based Ingredients. PH balanced & woman-safe.
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