Gigilo Gel
i shaved my balls for this
Pampered. Prepped. Passive Aggressive.
Care was taken.
Effort was made.
Expectations now exist.
I Shaved My Balls for This is a smooth, long-lasting water-based lubricant made for moments when you’ve already put in the work and would like that effort acknowledged. It delivers a comfortable, reliable glide that stays slick, feels clean, and keeps everything moving without unnecessary friction – or excuses.
Thoughtfully formulated for comfort and ease, this lube is ready when you are. Because grooming like that isn’t casual. It’s intentional. And it shouldn’t go to waste.
i shaved my balls for this
i shaved my balls for this
Pampered. Prepped. Passive Aggressive.
Care was taken.
Effort was made.
Expectations now exist.
I Shaved My Balls for This is a smooth, long-lasting water-based lubricant made for moments when you’ve already put in the work and would like that effort acknowledged. It delivers a comfortable, reliable glide that stays slick, feels clean, and keeps everything moving without unnecessary friction – or excuses.
Thoughtfully formulated for comfort and ease, this lube is ready when you are. Because grooming like that isn’t casual. It’s intentional. And it shouldn’t go to waste.
Just the Tip
Just the Tip – Water-Based Personal Lubricant
Low-Pressure. Low-Commitment. Fully Comfortable.
Not everything has to be all-in.
Sometimes you’re just… testing the vibes.
Just the Tip is a smooth, water-based lube made for moments when you’re curious but noncommittal. It delivers a light, comfortable glide that keeps things easy, controlled, and low-stakes—perfect for easing in without making any big promises.
Whether you’re taking things slow, feeling cautious, or simply not ready to go the full distance, this formula supports a gentle start with zero expectations and no pressure to escalate.
Nice Cock Lube
Nice Cock – Water-Based Personal Lubricant
Strut-Ready & Compliment-Worthy
Let’s be honest—some things deserve a compliment.
Nice Cock is a smooth, long-lasting water-based lube made for confident performance and well-earned show-off moments. Clear, clean, and reliably slick, it delivers a comfortable glide that stays put, keeps things moving, and never leaves you flapping around unprepared.
Whether you’re feeling yourself, being admired, or simply proud of what you’re working with, this formula is playful, dependable, and always ready to rise to the occasion.
I Licked It So It’s Mine – Flavored Lube
I Licked It So It’s Mine
Write Your Name on the Label to Claim It!
Property of: ___________________________
Sometimes you don’t need the whole dessert.
Sometimes you just want a taste of the icing.
I Licked It So It’s Mine is a smooth, long-lasting water-based lubricant made for moments of playful curiosity and unapologetic enjoyment. It delivers a clean, comfortable glide that stays slick and inviting—perfect for slowing down, savoring the moment, and enjoying exactly what’s right in front of you.
Lighthearted, indulgent, and just a little territorial, this formula is designed for confident claiming and repeat appreciation. Sweet enough to tempt, smooth enough to linger, and reliable enough to keep things going once you’ve decided it’s yours.
Choke On It (Respectfully) – Flavored Lube
Choke On It Respectfully
Flavored Personal Lubricant
Sweet, slick, and properly behaved—Choke On It Respectfully is a long-lasting, flavored water-based lube made for smooth control, steady glide, and zero excuses. It stays comfortable, cooperative, and ready whether things slow down… or absolutely do not.
Formulated for performance and feel, this reliable assist keeps everything hydrated and agreeable, with just enough flavor to make participation appealing and effort appreciated.
It Won’t Suck Itself – Flavored Lube
It Won’t Suck Itself – Flavored Personal Lubricant
Sweet, slick, and very honest—It Won’t Suck Itself is the flavored lube made for moments when participation is encouraged and effort is appreciated. This smooth, water-based formula delivers a reliable glide with a playful taste, keeping things comfortable, fun, and fully intentional from start to finish.
Available in 18 flavors & 4 sizes!
Sleigh Ride Lube
Sleigh Ride Lube – Limited Edition Through Christmas
Creamy, dreamy, and built for winter mischief.
Glide into the season with Sleigh Ride, a rich, ultra-smooth, plant-based personal lubricant crafted for pure holiday pleasure. This premium, pH-friendly formula delivers a velvety, long-lasting slip that keeps the night going—whether you’re dashing through the sheets or cozying up for a slow winter ride.
Designed with women in mind but perfect for all genders, Sleigh Ride offers a creamy, comfortable experience without stickiness, irritation, or unwanted ingredients. Just smooth, festive fun from start to finish.
50W Ultrabright UV Party Panel
Lewd Lewb 50w UV Party Panel
Light it up. Turn it on. Make it obnoxiously bright.
This ultra-wide 9.5 inch LED UV flood panel is your new weapon for maximum glow. Perfect for Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow, Bio Lube Inescence, and every Lewd Lewb creation that was born to shine under ultraviolet light. Plug it in, hit the switch, and watch your room flip from normal to a nuclear neon playground in an instant.
100w Ultrabright UV Party Panel
Lewd Lewb 100w UV Party Panel
Light it up. Turn it on. Make it obnoxiously bright.
This ultra-wide 9.5 inch LED UV flood panel is your new weapon for maximum glow. Perfect for Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow, Bio Lube Inescence, and every Lewd Lewb creation that was born to shine under ultraviolet light. Plug it in, hit the switch, and watch your room flip from normal to a nuclear neon playground in an instant.
Bio-Lube-Inescence – Creamy Glow Lube
Bio-Lube-Inescense — UV Glow Cream Lube (Teal)
For those who like their desire to shimmer.
Bio-Lube-Inescense is a creamy, UV-reactive glow lube inspired by bioluminescent tides, deep sea dream creatures, and the kind of touch that feels like electricity under the skin.
