Ingredients: Distilled Water, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Natural & Artificial Flavors, Citric Acid, Trace Amounts of Propylene Glycol and Glycerin (Due to Flavoring)
Poon Pie
$14.49 – $65.49Price range: $14.49 through $65.49
Poon Pie – Make your lover a dessert!
Poon Pie is a cheeky little treat that’s all about fun, fluffy, chocolatey-marshmallow vibes with a wink for those who get the joke. It’s sweet, smooth, and made to taste as good as it feels, without being over the top. Safe for licking. Not for snacking. Not recommended for internal use in women.
NOTE: Flavors are intentionally subtle by design for comfort and sensitivity
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| Size | 2 oz, 4 oz, 8 oz, 16 oz |
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