World's First UV Reactive Lubes
Water Based & Body Safe
Glow in the Dick – Body Safe Blacklight Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing the Glow in the Dick — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
Alien Glow Goo – Body Safe Blacklight Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing Alien Glow Goo — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
Glow Job Body-safe UV Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing Glow Job — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
World's First UV Reactive Lube
Waterbased, Body Safe, and Edible!
Glow in the Dick – Body Safe Blacklight Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing the Glow in the Dick — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
Alien Glow Goo – Body Safe Blacklight Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing Alien Glow Goo — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
Glow Job Body-safe UV Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing Glow Job — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
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Tentacle Trio Bundle
Tentacle Trio Bundle – Triple the Squirm, Triple the Fun
Why settle for one slippery sea-creature fantasy when you can summon the whole swarm? The Tentacle Trio Bundle gives you three full-sized 4 oz bottles of oozy delight: Tentacle Ooze in Blue, Tentacle Ooze in Purple, and the mysterious Squid Squirt. Together, they’re the ultimate collection for Lewbers who crave deep-sea squirming, inky indulgence, and endless wet waves of pleasure.
Whether you’re wrestling a kraken fantasy, tangling with suction toys, or just feeling a little inky-freaky, this bundle ensures you’re always stocked for slippery adventures.
Tentacle Ooze – Purple
Tentacle Ooze – Slippery When Tentacled
Summon the squirm with Tentacle Ooze, the long-lasting personal lubricant that clings, curls, and wraps you in waves of wet delight. Built for Lewbers who like their playtime a little… otherworldly, this silky glide slithers across every curve and crevice, keeping you slick, hydrated, and ready for deep-sea exploration. Whether you’re wrestling a kraken fantasy, cozying up with your favorite suction-cup toy, or just in the mood for a slippery squirm session, Tentacle Ooze is here to wrap you in oozy devotion.
Tentacle Ooze – Blue
Tentacle Ooze – Slippery When Tentacled
Summon the squirm with Tentacle Ooze, the long-lasting personal lubricant that clings, curls, and wraps you in waves of wet delight. Built for Lewbers who like their playtime a little… otherworldly, this silky glide slithers across every curve and crevice, keeping you slick, hydrated, and ready for deep-sea exploration. Whether you’re wrestling a kraken fantasy, cozying up with your favorite suction-cup toy, or just in the mood for a slippery squirm session, Tentacle Ooze is here to wrap you in oozy devotion.
Squid Squirt
Slippery When Inked
Dive into the depths with Squid Squirt, the inky lube that looks jet black in the bottle but squirts out as a sultry dark grey, wrapping your play in mysterious, oceanic allure. Smooth, slick, and built for endurance, this ooze flows like liquid fantasy—keeping you drenched in wave after wave of slippery satisfaction. Whether you’re exploring your own abyss, tangling with toys, or just feeling a little inky freaky, Squid Squirt is the ultimate deep-sea delight.
Collect Them All
Don't Snooze on the Ooze
Tentacle Trio Bundle
Tentacle Trio Bundle – Triple the Squirm, Triple the Fun
Why settle for one slippery sea-creature fantasy when you can summon the whole swarm? The Tentacle Trio Bundle gives you three full-sized 4 oz bottles of oozy delight: Tentacle Ooze in Blue, Tentacle Ooze in Purple, and the mysterious Squid Squirt. Together, they’re the ultimate collection for Lewbers who crave deep-sea squirming, inky indulgence, and endless wet waves of pleasure.
Whether you’re wrestling a kraken fantasy, tangling with suction toys, or just feeling a little inky-freaky, this bundle ensures you’re always stocked for slippery adventures.
Tentacle Ooze – Purple
Tentacle Ooze – Slippery When Tentacled
Summon the squirm with Tentacle Ooze, the long-lasting personal lubricant that clings, curls, and wraps you in waves of wet delight. Built for Lewbers who like their playtime a little… otherworldly, this silky glide slithers across every curve and crevice, keeping you slick, hydrated, and ready for deep-sea exploration. Whether you’re wrestling a kraken fantasy, cozying up with your favorite suction-cup toy, or just in the mood for a slippery squirm session, Tentacle Ooze is here to wrap you in oozy devotion.
Tentacle Ooze – Blue
Tentacle Ooze – Slippery When Tentacled
Summon the squirm with Tentacle Ooze, the long-lasting personal lubricant that clings, curls, and wraps you in waves of wet delight. Built for Lewbers who like their playtime a little… otherworldly, this silky glide slithers across every curve and crevice, keeping you slick, hydrated, and ready for deep-sea exploration. Whether you’re wrestling a kraken fantasy, cozying up with your favorite suction-cup toy, or just in the mood for a slippery squirm session, Tentacle Ooze is here to wrap you in oozy devotion.
Squid Squirt
Slippery When Inked
Dive into the depths with Squid Squirt, the inky lube that looks jet black in the bottle but squirts out as a sultry dark grey, wrapping your play in mysterious, oceanic allure. Smooth, slick, and built for endurance, this ooze flows like liquid fantasy—keeping you drenched in wave after wave of slippery satisfaction. Whether you’re exploring your own abyss, tangling with toys, or just feeling a little inky freaky, Squid Squirt is the ultimate deep-sea delight.
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Accessories & Extras
LED UV Black Light Party Bulb
Lewd Lewb UV Party Bulb
Turn up the glow and let it show.
These LED blacklight bulbs are what bring Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow Goo, and all your favorite UV-reactive lubes to life. Screw one in, flip the switch, and watch your room—and everything in it—light up like an intergalactic after-party.
NOTE: NEW STOCK OF BULBS EXPECTED 10/30/25
CumClean TowelBag
CumClean TowelBag – Cum Clean, Stay Dirty
You can tell the CumClean TowelBag all your filthy little secrets—it’ll never tell a soul. This plush black beauty is your discreet partner in crime, keeping your Lewb life tidy while making cleanup soft, easy, and just a little bit sexy.
Sized 11″ x 14″, this super-soft black polyester microfiber CumClean TowelBag is smooth, plush, and built for action. With bold purple drawstrings and a handy loop for hanging, it’s ready to stash your lube, toys, and anything else you don’t want floating loose in your nightstand.
Lewb Launcher
The Lewb Launcher™
Sometimes you need to hit the target orifice a little deeper. That’s where the Lewb Launcher™ comes in.
Lewbers, meet your new favorite accessory: a sleek, smooth, reusable tool designed to help you plant your lube exactly where it needs to go. Just pump your favorite Lewd Lewb into the open end, insert the plunger, and push it to the top. Slide it into the orifice of choice (yes, any orifice ) and give a gentle press—bam, precision lubrication delivery!
Get Some Extras
Accessories & Extras
LED UV Black Light Party Bulb
Lewd Lewb UV Party Bulb
Turn up the glow and let it show.
These LED blacklight bulbs are what bring Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow Goo, and all your favorite UV-reactive lubes to life. Screw one in, flip the switch, and watch your room—and everything in it—light up like an intergalactic after-party.
NOTE: NEW STOCK OF BULBS EXPECTED 10/30/25
CumClean TowelBag
CumClean TowelBag – Cum Clean, Stay Dirty
You can tell the CumClean TowelBag all your filthy little secrets—it’ll never tell a soul. This plush black beauty is your discreet partner in crime, keeping your Lewb life tidy while making cleanup soft, easy, and just a little bit sexy.
Sized 11″ x 14″, this super-soft black polyester microfiber CumClean TowelBag is smooth, plush, and built for action. With bold purple drawstrings and a handy loop for hanging, it’s ready to stash your lube, toys, and anything else you don’t want floating loose in your nightstand.
Lewb Launcher
The Lewb Launcher™
Sometimes you need to hit the target orifice a little deeper. That’s where the Lewb Launcher™ comes in.
Lewbers, meet your new favorite accessory: a sleek, smooth, reusable tool designed to help you plant your lube exactly where it needs to go. Just pump your favorite Lewd Lewb into the open end, insert the plunger, and push it to the top. Slide it into the orifice of choice (yes, any orifice ) and give a gentle press—bam, precision lubrication delivery!
Latest Products
Recent Products
LED UV Black Light Party Bulb
Lewd Lewb UV Party Bulb
Turn up the glow and let it show.
These LED blacklight bulbs are what bring Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow Goo, and all your favorite UV-reactive lubes to life. Screw one in, flip the switch, and watch your room—and everything in it—light up like an intergalactic after-party.
NOTE: NEW STOCK OF BULBS EXPECTED 10/30/25
LuWu LeWb – Pretty in Pink 4 oz
Pretty in Pink – Blush & Slick
Blush harder, shine brighter, and slip into your prettiest self with Pretty in Pink, the glossy blush-tinted lube made just for femboys. Ultra-smooth and long-lasting, it glides across every curve and crevice, keeping you slick, hydrated, and glowing in pastel perfection. Whether you’re slipping into thigh-highs, rocking your favorite crop top, or just indulging in a blushy little fantasy, Pretty in Pink is here to make every touch sweeter, softer, and oh-so slippery.
Tentacle Ooze – Blue
Tentacle Ooze – Slippery When Tentacled
Summon the squirm with Tentacle Ooze, the long-lasting personal lubricant that clings, curls, and wraps you in waves of wet delight. Built for Lewbers who like their playtime a little… otherworldly, this silky glide slithers across every curve and crevice, keeping you slick, hydrated, and ready for deep-sea exploration. Whether you’re wrestling a kraken fantasy, cozying up with your favorite suction-cup toy, or just in the mood for a slippery squirm session, Tentacle Ooze is here to wrap you in oozy devotion.
Squid Squirt
Slippery When Inked
Dive into the depths with Squid Squirt, the inky lube that looks jet black in the bottle but squirts out as a sultry dark grey, wrapping your play in mysterious, oceanic allure. Smooth, slick, and built for endurance, this ooze flows like liquid fantasy—keeping you drenched in wave after wave of slippery satisfaction. Whether you’re exploring your own abyss, tangling with toys, or just feeling a little inky freaky, Squid Squirt is the ultimate deep-sea delight.
Tentacle Ooze – Purple
Tentacle Ooze – Slippery When Tentacled
Summon the squirm with Tentacle Ooze, the long-lasting personal lubricant that clings, curls, and wraps you in waves of wet delight. Built for Lewbers who like their playtime a little… otherworldly, this silky glide slithers across every curve and crevice, keeping you slick, hydrated, and ready for deep-sea exploration. Whether you’re wrestling a kraken fantasy, cozying up with your favorite suction-cup toy, or just in the mood for a slippery squirm session, Tentacle Ooze is here to wrap you in oozy devotion.
Tentacle Trio Bundle
Tentacle Trio Bundle – Triple the Squirm, Triple the Fun
Why settle for one slippery sea-creature fantasy when you can summon the whole swarm? The Tentacle Trio Bundle gives you three full-sized 4 oz bottles of oozy delight: Tentacle Ooze in Blue, Tentacle Ooze in Purple, and the mysterious Squid Squirt. Together, they’re the ultimate collection for Lewbers who crave deep-sea squirming, inky indulgence, and endless wet waves of pleasure.
Whether you’re wrestling a kraken fantasy, tangling with suction toys, or just feeling a little inky-freaky, this bundle ensures you’re always stocked for slippery adventures.
CumClean TowelBag
CumClean TowelBag – Cum Clean, Stay Dirty
You can tell the CumClean TowelBag all your filthy little secrets—it’ll never tell a soul. This plush black beauty is your discreet partner in crime, keeping your Lewb life tidy while making cleanup soft, easy, and just a little bit sexy.
Sized 11″ x 14″, this super-soft black polyester microfiber CumClean TowelBag is smooth, plush, and built for action. With bold purple drawstrings and a handy loop for hanging, it’s ready to stash your lube, toys, and anything else you don’t want floating loose in your nightstand.
One Eyed Monster Creamy Lube (4 oz)
One Eyed Monster – Unleash the Beast
Dare to awaken the beast with One Eyed Monster, the thick, creamy personal lubricant that’s smooth enough to tame even the wildest orifice. Designed for fearless Lewbers who want their pleasure extra bold, this monstrous glide keeps you slick, hydrated, and ready for anything your creature feature demands. Whether you’re wrestling a tentacle fantasy, riding your own monster, or just in the mood for a legendary session, One Eyed Monster is always standing at attention.
Lewb Launcher
The Lewb Launcher™
Sometimes you need to hit the target orifice a little deeper. That’s where the Lewb Launcher™ comes in.
Lewbers, meet your new favorite accessory: a sleek, smooth, reusable tool designed to help you plant your lube exactly where it needs to go. Just pump your favorite Lewd Lewb into the open end, insert the plunger, and push it to the top. Slide it into the orifice of choice (yes, any orifice ) and give a gentle press—bam, precision lubrication delivery!
Safe Formulas
Made with plant based Ingredients. PH balanced & woman-safe.
No Harmful Ingredients
No parabens | No glycerin | No propylene glycol
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