World's First UV Reactive Lubes
Water Based & Body Safe
Bio-Lube-Inescence – Creamy Glow Lube
Bio-Lube-Inescense — UV Glow Cream Lube (Teal)
For those who like their desire to shimmer.
Bio-Lube-Inescense is a creamy, UV-reactive glow lube inspired by bioluminescent tides, deep sea dream creatures, and the kind of touch that feels like electricity under the skin.
Ovipositor Ooze Glow – UV Reactive Cream Lube
Ovipositor Ooze — Glow Cream Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your alien fantasy.
Meet Ovipositor Ooze, the UV-reactive, creamy glow lube born straight out of your deep-space hatching fantasies. Thick, decadent, and made to glisten under blacklight, this ooze is designed for otherworldly play—whether you’re alone, with a partner, or filming something your followers will never forget.
Alien Probe Bundle
Alien Probe Bundle — Ready for Close Encounters
Ever wondered what it feels like to be abducted… willingly?
The Alien Probe Bundle delivers a full invasion kit straight from Area 69: one 4 oz bottle of Alien Glow Goo, a UV LED Party Bulb, and a Lewb Tube for deep-space delivery. Together, they’re everything you need for a glow-in-the-dark encounter that’s out of this world—literally.
Whether you’re staging a blacklight bedroom experiment, probing your own planetary curiosities, or just want to throw the wildest extraterrestrial party in the galaxy, this bundle’s got the gear for a full cosmic contact experience.
Glow Lewb Trio Bundle
Glow Lewb Trio Bundle — Light Up Every Lewb Fantasy
Why glow solo when you can light up the whole freakin’ galaxy?
The Glow Lewb Trio Bundle gives you three full-sized 4 oz bottles of luminous pleasure: Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, and Alien Glow. Together they form a radiant arsenal for your after-dark adventures—built for show-offs, stargazers, and anyone who believes foreplay deserves a spotlight.
Whether you’re getting down under the blacklight, filming your own cosmic content, or just want to make your bedroom look like an alien rave, this trio keeps the glow going all night long.
Glow in the Dick – Body Safe Blacklight Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing the Glow in the Dick — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
Alien Glow Goo – Body Safe Blacklight Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing Alien Glow Goo — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
Glow Job Body-safe UV Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing Glow Job — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
World's First UV Reactive Lube
Waterbased, Body Safe, and Edible!
Bio-Lube-Inescence – Creamy Glow Lube
Bio-Lube-Inescense — UV Glow Cream Lube (Teal)
For those who like their desire to shimmer.
Bio-Lube-Inescense is a creamy, UV-reactive glow lube inspired by bioluminescent tides, deep sea dream creatures, and the kind of touch that feels like electricity under the skin.
Ovipositor Ooze Glow – UV Reactive Cream Lube
Ovipositor Ooze — Glow Cream Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your alien fantasy.
Meet Ovipositor Ooze, the UV-reactive, creamy glow lube born straight out of your deep-space hatching fantasies. Thick, decadent, and made to glisten under blacklight, this ooze is designed for otherworldly play—whether you’re alone, with a partner, or filming something your followers will never forget.
Alien Probe Bundle
Alien Probe Bundle — Ready for Close Encounters
Ever wondered what it feels like to be abducted… willingly?
The Alien Probe Bundle delivers a full invasion kit straight from Area 69: one 4 oz bottle of Alien Glow Goo, a UV LED Party Bulb, and a Lewb Tube for deep-space delivery. Together, they’re everything you need for a glow-in-the-dark encounter that’s out of this world—literally.
Whether you’re staging a blacklight bedroom experiment, probing your own planetary curiosities, or just want to throw the wildest extraterrestrial party in the galaxy, this bundle’s got the gear for a full cosmic contact experience.
Glow Lewb Trio Bundle
Glow Lewb Trio Bundle — Light Up Every Lewb Fantasy
Why glow solo when you can light up the whole freakin’ galaxy?
The Glow Lewb Trio Bundle gives you three full-sized 4 oz bottles of luminous pleasure: Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, and Alien Glow. Together they form a radiant arsenal for your after-dark adventures—built for show-offs, stargazers, and anyone who believes foreplay deserves a spotlight.
Whether you’re getting down under the blacklight, filming your own cosmic content, or just want to make your bedroom look like an alien rave, this trio keeps the glow going all night long.
Glow in the Dick – Body Safe Blacklight Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing the Glow in the Dick — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
Alien Glow Goo – Body Safe Blacklight Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing Alien Glow Goo — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
Glow Job Body-safe UV Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing Glow Job — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
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Lick-Quid Flavored Lube – Drinks Collection
Lick-Quid Drinks Lube
Smooth, Creamy & Cocktail-Inspired Pleasure
Sip, savor, and slide into something delicious with Lick-Quid Drinks Lube—a playful line of beverage-inspired personal lubricants designed to turn happy hour into foreplay. From tropical cocktails to rich, comforting classics, this ultra-smooth, plant-based formula delivers a silky glide with crave-worthy flavor that tastes as good as it feels.
Whether you’re dreaming of beachside drinks, late-night espresso vibes, or something fruity with a kick, Lick-Quid Drinks brings the bar to the bedroom—no shaker required.
Lick-Quid Flavored Lube – Sweets Collection
Ultra-Smooth, Sweet & Juicy Plant-Based Pleasure
Get ready to taste the temptation with Lick-Quid Fruit Lube: Cherry—a luscious, ultra-smooth personal lubricant made to make you lick, slurp, and moan for more. This mouthwatering, pH-balanced formula delivers a long-lasting, silky glide that’s as delicious as it is naughty, with natural and artificial cherry flavor that’ll have you going back for seconds… and thirds.
I Licked It So It’s Mine – Flavored Lube
I Licked It So It’s Mine
Write Your Name on the Label to Claim It!
Property of: ___________________________
Sometimes you don’t need the whole dessert.
Sometimes you just want a taste of the icing.
I Licked It So It’s Mine is a smooth, long-lasting water-based lubricant made for moments of playful curiosity and unapologetic enjoyment. It delivers a clean, comfortable glide that stays slick and inviting—perfect for slowing down, savoring the moment, and enjoying exactly what’s right in front of you.
Lighthearted, indulgent, and just a little territorial, this formula is designed for confident claiming and repeat appreciation. Sweet enough to tempt, smooth enough to linger, and reliable enough to keep things going once you’ve decided it’s yours.
Choke On It (Respectfully) – Flavored Lube
Choke On It Respectfully
Flavored Personal Lubricant
Sweet, slick, and properly behaved—Choke On It Respectfully is a long-lasting, flavored water-based lube made for smooth control, steady glide, and zero excuses. It stays comfortable, cooperative, and ready whether things slow down… or absolutely do not.
Formulated for performance and feel, this reliable assist keeps everything hydrated and agreeable, with just enough flavor to make participation appealing and effort appreciated.
It Won’t Suck Itself – Flavored Lube
It Won’t Suck Itself – Flavored Personal Lubricant
Sweet, slick, and very honest—It Won’t Suck Itself is the flavored lube made for moments when participation is encouraged and effort is appreciated. This smooth, water-based formula delivers a reliable glide with a playful taste, keeping things comfortable, fun, and fully intentional from start to finish.
Available in 18 flavors & 4 sizes!
Eat A Dick – Flavored Lube
Eat a Dick – Cherry-Flavored Personal Lubricant (Clear Formula)
Sweet, slick, and not even a little subtle—Eat a Dick is the cherry-flavored lube made for bold mouths and even bolder moments. Whether you’re deep in devotion or just doing it for the story, this smooth, water-based formula keeps everything juicy from start to finish.
Lick-Quid Flavored Lube – Fruit Collection
Lick-Quid Fruit Lube
Ultra-Smooth, Sweet & Juicy Plant-Based Pleasure
Get ready to taste the temptation with Lick-Quid Fruit Lube—a mouthwatering line of ultra-smooth personal lubricants made to be licked, slurped, and savored. Each flavor delivers a long-lasting, silky glide that’s as delicious as it is naughty, turning every encounter into a juicy, full-sensory experience.
Crafted with a pH-balanced, plant-based formula, Lick-Quid brings together smooth performance and irresistible fruit-inspired taste, so you’ll always want just one more taste… and then another.
Bubble Cum
Bubble Cum – Ultra-Smooth, Bubble Gum-Flavored Lubrication
Indulge in the nostalgic sweetness of Bubble Cum, a luscious, bubble gum-flavored personal lubricant with a silky, long-lasting glide. This playful pink lube brings a delicious twist to intimacy, combining fantasy with functionality. Designed for all genders, its pH-balanced, plant-based formula ensures a smooth, non-sticky experience, perfect for enhancing pleasure in every way. However, as with all flavored lubricants, women should use it sparingly to avoid potential vaginal imbalances.
Collect Them All
Taste your passion
Lick-Quid Flavored Lube – Drinks Collection
Lick-Quid Drinks Lube
Smooth, Creamy & Cocktail-Inspired Pleasure
Sip, savor, and slide into something delicious with Lick-Quid Drinks Lube—a playful line of beverage-inspired personal lubricants designed to turn happy hour into foreplay. From tropical cocktails to rich, comforting classics, this ultra-smooth, plant-based formula delivers a silky glide with crave-worthy flavor that tastes as good as it feels.
Whether you’re dreaming of beachside drinks, late-night espresso vibes, or something fruity with a kick, Lick-Quid Drinks brings the bar to the bedroom—no shaker required.
Lick-Quid Flavored Lube – Sweets Collection
Ultra-Smooth, Sweet & Juicy Plant-Based Pleasure
Get ready to taste the temptation with Lick-Quid Fruit Lube: Cherry—a luscious, ultra-smooth personal lubricant made to make you lick, slurp, and moan for more. This mouthwatering, pH-balanced formula delivers a long-lasting, silky glide that’s as delicious as it is naughty, with natural and artificial cherry flavor that’ll have you going back for seconds… and thirds.
I Licked It So It’s Mine – Flavored Lube
I Licked It So It’s Mine
Write Your Name on the Label to Claim It!
Property of: ___________________________
Sometimes you don’t need the whole dessert.
Sometimes you just want a taste of the icing.
I Licked It So It’s Mine is a smooth, long-lasting water-based lubricant made for moments of playful curiosity and unapologetic enjoyment. It delivers a clean, comfortable glide that stays slick and inviting—perfect for slowing down, savoring the moment, and enjoying exactly what’s right in front of you.
Lighthearted, indulgent, and just a little territorial, this formula is designed for confident claiming and repeat appreciation. Sweet enough to tempt, smooth enough to linger, and reliable enough to keep things going once you’ve decided it’s yours.
Choke On It (Respectfully) – Flavored Lube
Choke On It Respectfully
Flavored Personal Lubricant
Sweet, slick, and properly behaved—Choke On It Respectfully is a long-lasting, flavored water-based lube made for smooth control, steady glide, and zero excuses. It stays comfortable, cooperative, and ready whether things slow down… or absolutely do not.
Formulated for performance and feel, this reliable assist keeps everything hydrated and agreeable, with just enough flavor to make participation appealing and effort appreciated.
It Won’t Suck Itself – Flavored Lube
It Won’t Suck Itself – Flavored Personal Lubricant
Sweet, slick, and very honest—It Won’t Suck Itself is the flavored lube made for moments when participation is encouraged and effort is appreciated. This smooth, water-based formula delivers a reliable glide with a playful taste, keeping things comfortable, fun, and fully intentional from start to finish.
Available in 18 flavors & 4 sizes!
Eat A Dick – Flavored Lube
Eat a Dick – Cherry-Flavored Personal Lubricant (Clear Formula)
Sweet, slick, and not even a little subtle—Eat a Dick is the cherry-flavored lube made for bold mouths and even bolder moments. Whether you’re deep in devotion or just doing it for the story, this smooth, water-based formula keeps everything juicy from start to finish.
Lick-Quid Flavored Lube – Fruit Collection
Lick-Quid Fruit Lube
Ultra-Smooth, Sweet & Juicy Plant-Based Pleasure
Get ready to taste the temptation with Lick-Quid Fruit Lube—a mouthwatering line of ultra-smooth personal lubricants made to be licked, slurped, and savored. Each flavor delivers a long-lasting, silky glide that’s as delicious as it is naughty, turning every encounter into a juicy, full-sensory experience.
Crafted with a pH-balanced, plant-based formula, Lick-Quid brings together smooth performance and irresistible fruit-inspired taste, so you’ll always want just one more taste… and then another.
Bubble Cum
Bubble Cum – Ultra-Smooth, Bubble Gum-Flavored Lubrication
Indulge in the nostalgic sweetness of Bubble Cum, a luscious, bubble gum-flavored personal lubricant with a silky, long-lasting glide. This playful pink lube brings a delicious twist to intimacy, combining fantasy with functionality. Designed for all genders, its pH-balanced, plant-based formula ensures a smooth, non-sticky experience, perfect for enhancing pleasure in every way. However, as with all flavored lubricants, women should use it sparingly to avoid potential vaginal imbalances.
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Accessories & Extras
50W Ultrabright UV Party Panel
Lewd Lewb 50w UV Party Panel
Light it up. Turn it on. Make it obnoxiously bright.
This ultra-wide 9.5 inch LED UV flood panel is your new weapon for maximum glow. Perfect for Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow, Bio Lube Inescence, and every Lewd Lewb creation that was born to shine under ultraviolet light. Plug it in, hit the switch, and watch your room flip from normal to a nuclear neon playground in an instant.
100w Ultrabright UV Party Panel
Lewd Lewb 100w UV Party Panel
Light it up. Turn it on. Make it obnoxiously bright.
This ultra-wide 9.5 inch LED UV flood panel is your new weapon for maximum glow. Perfect for Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow, Bio Lube Inescence, and every Lewd Lewb creation that was born to shine under ultraviolet light. Plug it in, hit the switch, and watch your room flip from normal to a nuclear neon playground in an instant.
LED UV Black Light Party Bar (11.5 Inch – USB Plug)
Lewd Lewb UV Party Bar (11.5”)
Light it up. Turn it on. Make it glow.
This slim 11.5-inch LED blacklight party bar is the official glow-maker for Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow, and every other Lewd Lewb ooze that likes to shine in the dark. Pop it on, hit the button, and watch your space go from normal bedroom to neon fever dream.
LED UV Black Light Party Bulb
Lewd Lewb UV Party Bulb
Turn up the glow and let it show.
These LED blacklight bulbs are what bring Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow Goo, and all your favorite UV-reactive lubes to life. Screw one in, flip the switch, and watch your room—and everything in it—light up like an intergalactic after-party.
CumClean TowelBag
CumClean TowelBag – Cum Clean, Stay Dirty
You can tell the CumClean TowelBag all your filthy little secrets—it’ll never tell a soul. This plush black beauty is your discreet partner in crime, keeping your Lewb life tidy while making cleanup soft, easy, and just a little bit sexy.
Sized 11″ x 14″, this super-soft black polyester microfiber CumClean TowelBag is smooth, plush, and built for action. With bold purple drawstrings and a handy loop for hanging, it’s ready to stash your lube, toys, and anything else you don’t want floating loose in your nightstand.
Lewb Tewb
The Lewb Tewb™
Sometimes you need to hit the target orifice a little deeper. That’s where the Lewb Tewb™ comes in.
Lewbers, meet your new favorite accessory: a sleek, smooth, reusable tool designed to help you plant your lube exactly where it needs to go. Just pump your favorite Lewd Lewb into the open end, insert the plunger, and push it to the top. Slide it into the orifice of choice (yes, any orifice ) and give a gentle press—bam, precision lubrication delivery!
Get Some Extras
Accessories & Extras
50W Ultrabright UV Party Panel
Lewd Lewb 50w UV Party Panel
Light it up. Turn it on. Make it obnoxiously bright.
This ultra-wide 9.5 inch LED UV flood panel is your new weapon for maximum glow. Perfect for Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow, Bio Lube Inescence, and every Lewd Lewb creation that was born to shine under ultraviolet light. Plug it in, hit the switch, and watch your room flip from normal to a nuclear neon playground in an instant.
100w Ultrabright UV Party Panel
Lewd Lewb 100w UV Party Panel
Light it up. Turn it on. Make it obnoxiously bright.
This ultra-wide 9.5 inch LED UV flood panel is your new weapon for maximum glow. Perfect for Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow, Bio Lube Inescence, and every Lewd Lewb creation that was born to shine under ultraviolet light. Plug it in, hit the switch, and watch your room flip from normal to a nuclear neon playground in an instant.
LED UV Black Light Party Bar (11.5 Inch – USB Plug)
Lewd Lewb UV Party Bar (11.5”)
Light it up. Turn it on. Make it glow.
This slim 11.5-inch LED blacklight party bar is the official glow-maker for Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow, and every other Lewd Lewb ooze that likes to shine in the dark. Pop it on, hit the button, and watch your space go from normal bedroom to neon fever dream.
LED UV Black Light Party Bulb
Lewd Lewb UV Party Bulb
Turn up the glow and let it show.
These LED blacklight bulbs are what bring Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow Goo, and all your favorite UV-reactive lubes to life. Screw one in, flip the switch, and watch your room—and everything in it—light up like an intergalactic after-party.
CumClean TowelBag
CumClean TowelBag – Cum Clean, Stay Dirty
You can tell the CumClean TowelBag all your filthy little secrets—it’ll never tell a soul. This plush black beauty is your discreet partner in crime, keeping your Lewb life tidy while making cleanup soft, easy, and just a little bit sexy.
Sized 11″ x 14″, this super-soft black polyester microfiber CumClean TowelBag is smooth, plush, and built for action. With bold purple drawstrings and a handy loop for hanging, it’s ready to stash your lube, toys, and anything else you don’t want floating loose in your nightstand.
Lewb Tewb
The Lewb Tewb™
Sometimes you need to hit the target orifice a little deeper. That’s where the Lewb Tewb™ comes in.
Lewbers, meet your new favorite accessory: a sleek, smooth, reusable tool designed to help you plant your lube exactly where it needs to go. Just pump your favorite Lewd Lewb into the open end, insert the plunger, and push it to the top. Slide it into the orifice of choice (yes, any orifice ) and give a gentle press—bam, precision lubrication delivery!
Latest Products
Recent Products
Lick-Quid Flavored Lube – Drinks Collection
Lick-Quid Drinks Lube
Smooth, Creamy & Cocktail-Inspired Pleasure
Sip, savor, and slide into something delicious with Lick-Quid Drinks Lube—a playful line of beverage-inspired personal lubricants designed to turn happy hour into foreplay. From tropical cocktails to rich, comforting classics, this ultra-smooth, plant-based formula delivers a silky glide with crave-worthy flavor that tastes as good as it feels.
Whether you’re dreaming of beachside drinks, late-night espresso vibes, or something fruity with a kick, Lick-Quid Drinks brings the bar to the bedroom—no shaker required.
Lick-Quid Flavored Lube – Sweets Collection
Ultra-Smooth, Sweet & Juicy Plant-Based Pleasure
Get ready to taste the temptation with Lick-Quid Fruit Lube: Cherry—a luscious, ultra-smooth personal lubricant made to make you lick, slurp, and moan for more. This mouthwatering, pH-balanced formula delivers a long-lasting, silky glide that’s as delicious as it is naughty, with natural and artificial cherry flavor that’ll have you going back for seconds… and thirds.
Gigilo Gel
i shaved my balls for this
Pampered. Prepped. Passive Aggressive.
Care was taken.
Effort was made.
Expectations now exist.
I Shaved My Balls for This is a smooth, long-lasting water-based lubricant made for moments when you’ve already put in the work and would like that effort acknowledged. It delivers a comfortable, reliable glide that stays slick, feels clean, and keeps everything moving without unnecessary friction – or excuses.
Thoughtfully formulated for comfort and ease, this lube is ready when you are. Because grooming like that isn’t casual. It’s intentional. And it shouldn’t go to waste.
i shaved my balls for this
i shaved my balls for this
Pampered. Prepped. Passive Aggressive.
Care was taken.
Effort was made.
Expectations now exist.
I Shaved My Balls for This is a smooth, long-lasting water-based lubricant made for moments when you’ve already put in the work and would like that effort acknowledged. It delivers a comfortable, reliable glide that stays slick, feels clean, and keeps everything moving without unnecessary friction – or excuses.
Thoughtfully formulated for comfort and ease, this lube is ready when you are. Because grooming like that isn’t casual. It’s intentional. And it shouldn’t go to waste.
Just the Tip
Just the Tip – Water-Based Personal Lubricant
Low-Pressure. Low-Commitment. Fully Comfortable.
Not everything has to be all-in.
Sometimes you’re just… testing the vibes.
Just the Tip is a smooth, water-based lube made for moments when you’re curious but noncommittal. It delivers a light, comfortable glide that keeps things easy, controlled, and low-stakes—perfect for easing in without making any big promises.
Whether you’re taking things slow, feeling cautious, or simply not ready to go the full distance, this formula supports a gentle start with zero expectations and no pressure to escalate.
Nice Cock Lube
Nice Cock – Water-Based Personal Lubricant
Strut-Ready & Compliment-Worthy
Let’s be honest—some things deserve a compliment.
Nice Cock is a smooth, long-lasting water-based lube made for confident performance and well-earned show-off moments. Clear, clean, and reliably slick, it delivers a comfortable glide that stays put, keeps things moving, and never leaves you flapping around unprepared.
Whether you’re feeling yourself, being admired, or simply proud of what you’re working with, this formula is playful, dependable, and always ready to rise to the occasion.
I Licked It So It’s Mine – Flavored Lube
I Licked It So It’s Mine
Write Your Name on the Label to Claim It!
Property of: ___________________________
Sometimes you don’t need the whole dessert.
Sometimes you just want a taste of the icing.
I Licked It So It’s Mine is a smooth, long-lasting water-based lubricant made for moments of playful curiosity and unapologetic enjoyment. It delivers a clean, comfortable glide that stays slick and inviting—perfect for slowing down, savoring the moment, and enjoying exactly what’s right in front of you.
Lighthearted, indulgent, and just a little territorial, this formula is designed for confident claiming and repeat appreciation. Sweet enough to tempt, smooth enough to linger, and reliable enough to keep things going once you’ve decided it’s yours.
Choke On It (Respectfully) – Flavored Lube
Choke On It Respectfully
Flavored Personal Lubricant
Sweet, slick, and properly behaved—Choke On It Respectfully is a long-lasting, flavored water-based lube made for smooth control, steady glide, and zero excuses. It stays comfortable, cooperative, and ready whether things slow down… or absolutely do not.
Formulated for performance and feel, this reliable assist keeps everything hydrated and agreeable, with just enough flavor to make participation appealing and effort appreciated.
It Won’t Suck Itself – Flavored Lube
It Won’t Suck Itself – Flavored Personal Lubricant
Sweet, slick, and very honest—It Won’t Suck Itself is the flavored lube made for moments when participation is encouraged and effort is appreciated. This smooth, water-based formula delivers a reliable glide with a playful taste, keeping things comfortable, fun, and fully intentional from start to finish.
Available in 18 flavors & 4 sizes!
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Made with plant based Ingredients. PH balanced & woman-safe.
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