World's First UV Reactive Lubes
Water Based & Body Safe
Bio-Lube-Inescence – Creamy Glow Lube
Bio-Lube-Inescense — UV Glow Cream Lube (Teal)
For those who like their desire to shimmer.
Bio-Lube-Inescense is a creamy, UV-reactive glow lube inspired by bioluminescent tides, deep sea dream creatures, and the kind of touch that feels like electricity under the skin.
Ovipositor Ooze Glow – UV Reactive Cream Lube
Ovipositor Ooze — Glow Cream Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your alien fantasy.
Meet Ovipositor Ooze, the UV-reactive, creamy glow lube born straight out of your deep-space hatching fantasies. Thick, decadent, and made to glisten under blacklight, this ooze is designed for otherworldly play—whether you’re alone, with a partner, or filming something your followers will never forget.
Alien Probe Bundle
Alien Probe Bundle — Ready for Close Encounters
Ever wondered what it feels like to be abducted… willingly?
The Alien Probe Bundle delivers a full invasion kit straight from Area 69: one 4 oz bottle of Alien Glow Goo, a UV LED Party Bulb, and a Lewb Tube for deep-space delivery. Together, they’re everything you need for a glow-in-the-dark encounter that’s out of this world—literally.
Whether you’re staging a blacklight bedroom experiment, probing your own planetary curiosities, or just want to throw the wildest extraterrestrial party in the galaxy, this bundle’s got the gear for a full cosmic contact experience.
Glow Lewb Trio Bundle
Glow Lewb Trio Bundle — Light Up Every Lewb Fantasy
Why glow solo when you can light up the whole freakin’ galaxy?
The Glow Lewb Trio Bundle gives you three full-sized 4 oz bottles of luminous pleasure: Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, and Alien Glow. Together they form a radiant arsenal for your after-dark adventures—built for show-offs, stargazers, and anyone who believes foreplay deserves a spotlight.
Whether you’re getting down under the blacklight, filming your own cosmic content, or just want to make your bedroom look like an alien rave, this trio keeps the glow going all night long.
Glow in the Dick – Body Safe Blacklight Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing the Glow in the Dick — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
Alien Glow Goo – Body Safe Blacklight Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing Alien Glow Goo — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
Glow Job Body-safe UV Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing Glow Job — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
World's First UV Reactive Lube
Waterbased, Body Safe, and Edible!
Bio-Lube-Inescence – Creamy Glow Lube
Bio-Lube-Inescense — UV Glow Cream Lube (Teal)
For those who like their desire to shimmer.
Bio-Lube-Inescense is a creamy, UV-reactive glow lube inspired by bioluminescent tides, deep sea dream creatures, and the kind of touch that feels like electricity under the skin.
Ovipositor Ooze Glow – UV Reactive Cream Lube
Ovipositor Ooze — Glow Cream Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your alien fantasy.
Meet Ovipositor Ooze, the UV-reactive, creamy glow lube born straight out of your deep-space hatching fantasies. Thick, decadent, and made to glisten under blacklight, this ooze is designed for otherworldly play—whether you’re alone, with a partner, or filming something your followers will never forget.
Alien Probe Bundle
Alien Probe Bundle — Ready for Close Encounters
Ever wondered what it feels like to be abducted… willingly?
The Alien Probe Bundle delivers a full invasion kit straight from Area 69: one 4 oz bottle of Alien Glow Goo, a UV LED Party Bulb, and a Lewb Tube for deep-space delivery. Together, they’re everything you need for a glow-in-the-dark encounter that’s out of this world—literally.
Whether you’re staging a blacklight bedroom experiment, probing your own planetary curiosities, or just want to throw the wildest extraterrestrial party in the galaxy, this bundle’s got the gear for a full cosmic contact experience.
Glow Lewb Trio Bundle
Glow Lewb Trio Bundle — Light Up Every Lewb Fantasy
Why glow solo when you can light up the whole freakin’ galaxy?
The Glow Lewb Trio Bundle gives you three full-sized 4 oz bottles of luminous pleasure: Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, and Alien Glow. Together they form a radiant arsenal for your after-dark adventures—built for show-offs, stargazers, and anyone who believes foreplay deserves a spotlight.
Whether you’re getting down under the blacklight, filming your own cosmic content, or just want to make your bedroom look like an alien rave, this trio keeps the glow going all night long.
Glow in the Dick – Body Safe Blacklight Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing the Glow in the Dick — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
Alien Glow Goo – Body Safe Blacklight Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing Alien Glow Goo — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
Glow Job Body-safe UV Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing Glow Job — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
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Tentacle Trio Bundle
Tentacle Trio Bundle – Triple the Squirm, Triple the Fun
Why settle for one slippery sea-creature fantasy when you can summon the whole swarm? The Tentacle Trio Bundle gives you three full-sized 4 oz bottles of oozy delight: Tentacle Ooze in Blue, Tentacle Ooze in Purple, and the mysterious Squid Squirt. Together, they’re the ultimate collection for Lewbers who crave deep-sea squirming, inky indulgence, and endless wet waves of pleasure.
Whether you’re wrestling a kraken fantasy, tangling with suction toys, or just feeling a little inky-freaky, this bundle ensures you’re always stocked for slippery adventures.
Tentacle Ooze – Purple
Tentacle Ooze – Slippery When Tentacled
Summon the squirm with Tentacle Ooze, the long-lasting personal lubricant that clings, curls, and wraps you in waves of wet delight. Built for Lewbers who like their playtime a little… otherworldly, this silky glide slithers across every curve and crevice, keeping you slick, hydrated, and ready for deep-sea exploration. Whether you’re wrestling a kraken fantasy, cozying up with your favorite suction-cup toy, or just in the mood for a slippery squirm session, Tentacle Ooze is here to wrap you in oozy devotion.
Tentacle Ooze – Blue
Tentacle Ooze – Slippery When Tentacled
Summon the squirm with Tentacle Ooze, the long-lasting personal lubricant that clings, curls, and wraps you in waves of wet delight. Built for Lewbers who like their playtime a little… otherworldly, this silky glide slithers across every curve and crevice, keeping you slick, hydrated, and ready for deep-sea exploration. Whether you’re wrestling a kraken fantasy, cozying up with your favorite suction-cup toy, or just in the mood for a slippery squirm session, Tentacle Ooze is here to wrap you in oozy devotion.
Squid Squirt
Slippery When Inked
Dive into the depths with Squid Squirt, the inky lube that looks jet black in the bottle but squirts out as a sultry dark grey, wrapping your play in mysterious, oceanic allure. Smooth, slick, and built for endurance, this ooze flows like liquid fantasy—keeping you drenched in wave after wave of slippery satisfaction. Whether you’re exploring your own abyss, tangling with toys, or just feeling a little inky freaky, Squid Squirt is the ultimate deep-sea delight.
Collect Them All
Don't Snooze on the Ooze
Tentacle Trio Bundle
Tentacle Trio Bundle – Triple the Squirm, Triple the Fun
Why settle for one slippery sea-creature fantasy when you can summon the whole swarm? The Tentacle Trio Bundle gives you three full-sized 4 oz bottles of oozy delight: Tentacle Ooze in Blue, Tentacle Ooze in Purple, and the mysterious Squid Squirt. Together, they’re the ultimate collection for Lewbers who crave deep-sea squirming, inky indulgence, and endless wet waves of pleasure.
Whether you’re wrestling a kraken fantasy, tangling with suction toys, or just feeling a little inky-freaky, this bundle ensures you’re always stocked for slippery adventures.
Tentacle Ooze – Purple
Tentacle Ooze – Slippery When Tentacled
Summon the squirm with Tentacle Ooze, the long-lasting personal lubricant that clings, curls, and wraps you in waves of wet delight. Built for Lewbers who like their playtime a little… otherworldly, this silky glide slithers across every curve and crevice, keeping you slick, hydrated, and ready for deep-sea exploration. Whether you’re wrestling a kraken fantasy, cozying up with your favorite suction-cup toy, or just in the mood for a slippery squirm session, Tentacle Ooze is here to wrap you in oozy devotion.
Tentacle Ooze – Blue
Tentacle Ooze – Slippery When Tentacled
Summon the squirm with Tentacle Ooze, the long-lasting personal lubricant that clings, curls, and wraps you in waves of wet delight. Built for Lewbers who like their playtime a little… otherworldly, this silky glide slithers across every curve and crevice, keeping you slick, hydrated, and ready for deep-sea exploration. Whether you’re wrestling a kraken fantasy, cozying up with your favorite suction-cup toy, or just in the mood for a slippery squirm session, Tentacle Ooze is here to wrap you in oozy devotion.
Squid Squirt
Slippery When Inked
Dive into the depths with Squid Squirt, the inky lube that looks jet black in the bottle but squirts out as a sultry dark grey, wrapping your play in mysterious, oceanic allure. Smooth, slick, and built for endurance, this ooze flows like liquid fantasy—keeping you drenched in wave after wave of slippery satisfaction. Whether you’re exploring your own abyss, tangling with toys, or just feeling a little inky freaky, Squid Squirt is the ultimate deep-sea delight.
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Accessories & Extras
50W Ultrabright UV Party Panel
Lewd Lewb 50w UV Party Panel
Light it up. Turn it on. Make it obnoxiously bright.
This ultra-wide 9.5 inch LED UV flood panel is your new weapon for maximum glow. Perfect for Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow, Bio Lube Inescence, and every Lewd Lewb creation that was born to shine under ultraviolet light. Plug it in, hit the switch, and watch your room flip from normal to a nuclear neon playground in an instant.
100w Ultrabright UV Party Panel
Lewd Lewb 100w UV Party Panel
Light it up. Turn it on. Make it obnoxiously bright.
This ultra-wide 9.5 inch LED UV flood panel is your new weapon for maximum glow. Perfect for Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow, Bio Lube Inescence, and every Lewd Lewb creation that was born to shine under ultraviolet light. Plug it in, hit the switch, and watch your room flip from normal to a nuclear neon playground in an instant.
LED UV Black Light Party Bar (11.5 Inch – USB Plug)
Lewd Lewb UV Party Bar (11.5”)
Light it up. Turn it on. Make it glow.
This slim 11.5-inch LED blacklight party bar is the official glow-maker for Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow, and every other Lewd Lewb ooze that likes to shine in the dark. Pop it on, hit the button, and watch your space go from normal bedroom to neon fever dream.
LED UV Black Light Party Bulb
Lewd Lewb UV Party Bulb
Turn up the glow and let it show.
These LED blacklight bulbs are what bring Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow Goo, and all your favorite UV-reactive lubes to life. Screw one in, flip the switch, and watch your room—and everything in it—light up like an intergalactic after-party.
CumClean TowelBag
CumClean TowelBag – Cum Clean, Stay Dirty
You can tell the CumClean TowelBag all your filthy little secrets—it’ll never tell a soul. This plush black beauty is your discreet partner in crime, keeping your Lewb life tidy while making cleanup soft, easy, and just a little bit sexy.
Sized 11″ x 14″, this super-soft black polyester microfiber CumClean TowelBag is smooth, plush, and built for action. With bold purple drawstrings and a handy loop for hanging, it’s ready to stash your lube, toys, and anything else you don’t want floating loose in your nightstand.
Lewb Tewb
The Lewb Tewb™
Sometimes you need to hit the target orifice a little deeper. That’s where the Lewb Tewb™ comes in.
Lewbers, meet your new favorite accessory: a sleek, smooth, reusable tool designed to help you plant your lube exactly where it needs to go. Just pump your favorite Lewd Lewb into the open end, insert the plunger, and push it to the top. Slide it into the orifice of choice (yes, any orifice ) and give a gentle press—bam, precision lubrication delivery!
Get Some Extras
Accessories & Extras
50W Ultrabright UV Party Panel
Lewd Lewb 50w UV Party Panel
Light it up. Turn it on. Make it obnoxiously bright.
This ultra-wide 9.5 inch LED UV flood panel is your new weapon for maximum glow. Perfect for Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow, Bio Lube Inescence, and every Lewd Lewb creation that was born to shine under ultraviolet light. Plug it in, hit the switch, and watch your room flip from normal to a nuclear neon playground in an instant.
100w Ultrabright UV Party Panel
Lewd Lewb 100w UV Party Panel
Light it up. Turn it on. Make it obnoxiously bright.
This ultra-wide 9.5 inch LED UV flood panel is your new weapon for maximum glow. Perfect for Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow, Bio Lube Inescence, and every Lewd Lewb creation that was born to shine under ultraviolet light. Plug it in, hit the switch, and watch your room flip from normal to a nuclear neon playground in an instant.
LED UV Black Light Party Bar (11.5 Inch – USB Plug)
Lewd Lewb UV Party Bar (11.5”)
Light it up. Turn it on. Make it glow.
This slim 11.5-inch LED blacklight party bar is the official glow-maker for Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow, and every other Lewd Lewb ooze that likes to shine in the dark. Pop it on, hit the button, and watch your space go from normal bedroom to neon fever dream.
LED UV Black Light Party Bulb
Lewd Lewb UV Party Bulb
Turn up the glow and let it show.
These LED blacklight bulbs are what bring Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow Goo, and all your favorite UV-reactive lubes to life. Screw one in, flip the switch, and watch your room—and everything in it—light up like an intergalactic after-party.
CumClean TowelBag
CumClean TowelBag – Cum Clean, Stay Dirty
You can tell the CumClean TowelBag all your filthy little secrets—it’ll never tell a soul. This plush black beauty is your discreet partner in crime, keeping your Lewb life tidy while making cleanup soft, easy, and just a little bit sexy.
Sized 11″ x 14″, this super-soft black polyester microfiber CumClean TowelBag is smooth, plush, and built for action. With bold purple drawstrings and a handy loop for hanging, it’s ready to stash your lube, toys, and anything else you don’t want floating loose in your nightstand.
Lewb Tewb
The Lewb Tewb™
Sometimes you need to hit the target orifice a little deeper. That’s where the Lewb Tewb™ comes in.
Lewbers, meet your new favorite accessory: a sleek, smooth, reusable tool designed to help you plant your lube exactly where it needs to go. Just pump your favorite Lewd Lewb into the open end, insert the plunger, and push it to the top. Slide it into the orifice of choice (yes, any orifice ) and give a gentle press—bam, precision lubrication delivery!
Latest Products
Recent Products
Gigilo Gel
i shaved my balls for this
Pampered. Prepped. Passive Aggressive.
Care was taken.
Effort was made.
Expectations now exist.
I Shaved My Balls for This is a smooth, long-lasting water-based lubricant made for moments when you’ve already put in the work and would like that effort acknowledged. It delivers a comfortable, reliable glide that stays slick, feels clean, and keeps everything moving without unnecessary friction – or excuses.
Thoughtfully formulated for comfort and ease, this lube is ready when you are. Because grooming like that isn’t casual. It’s intentional. And it shouldn’t go to waste.
i shaved my balls for this
i shaved my balls for this
Pampered. Prepped. Passive Aggressive.
Care was taken.
Effort was made.
Expectations now exist.
I Shaved My Balls for This is a smooth, long-lasting water-based lubricant made for moments when you’ve already put in the work and would like that effort acknowledged. It delivers a comfortable, reliable glide that stays slick, feels clean, and keeps everything moving without unnecessary friction – or excuses.
Thoughtfully formulated for comfort and ease, this lube is ready when you are. Because grooming like that isn’t casual. It’s intentional. And it shouldn’t go to waste.
Just the Tip
Just the Tip – Water-Based Personal Lubricant
Low-Pressure. Low-Commitment. Fully Comfortable.
Not everything has to be all-in.
Sometimes you’re just… testing the vibes.
Just the Tip is a smooth, water-based lube made for moments when you’re curious but noncommittal. It delivers a light, comfortable glide that keeps things easy, controlled, and low-stakes—perfect for easing in without making any big promises.
Whether you’re taking things slow, feeling cautious, or simply not ready to go the full distance, this formula supports a gentle start with zero expectations and no pressure to escalate.
Nice Cock Lube
Nice Cock – Water-Based Personal Lubricant
Strut-Ready & Compliment-Worthy
Let’s be honest—some things deserve a compliment.
Nice Cock is a smooth, long-lasting water-based lube made for confident performance and well-earned show-off moments. Clear, clean, and reliably slick, it delivers a comfortable glide that stays put, keeps things moving, and never leaves you flapping around unprepared.
Whether you’re feeling yourself, being admired, or simply proud of what you’re working with, this formula is playful, dependable, and always ready to rise to the occasion.
I Licked It So It’s Mine – Flavored Lube
I Licked It So It’s Mine
Write Your Name on the Label to Claim It!
Property of: ___________________________
Sometimes you don’t need the whole dessert.
Sometimes you just want a taste of the icing.
I Licked It So It’s Mine is a smooth, long-lasting water-based lubricant made for moments of playful curiosity and unapologetic enjoyment. It delivers a clean, comfortable glide that stays slick and inviting—perfect for slowing down, savoring the moment, and enjoying exactly what’s right in front of you.
Lighthearted, indulgent, and just a little territorial, this formula is designed for confident claiming and repeat appreciation. Sweet enough to tempt, smooth enough to linger, and reliable enough to keep things going once you’ve decided it’s yours.
Choke On It (Respectfully) – Flavored Lube
Choke On It Respectfully
Flavored Personal Lubricant
Sweet, slick, and properly behaved—Choke On It Respectfully is a long-lasting, flavored water-based lube made for smooth control, steady glide, and zero excuses. It stays comfortable, cooperative, and ready whether things slow down… or absolutely do not.
Formulated for performance and feel, this reliable assist keeps everything hydrated and agreeable, with just enough flavor to make participation appealing and effort appreciated.
It Won’t Suck Itself – Flavored Lube
It Won’t Suck Itself – Flavored Personal Lubricant
Sweet, slick, and very honest—It Won’t Suck Itself is the flavored lube made for moments when participation is encouraged and effort is appreciated. This smooth, water-based formula delivers a reliable glide with a playful taste, keeping things comfortable, fun, and fully intentional from start to finish.
Available in 18 flavors & 4 sizes!
Sleigh Ride Lube
Sleigh Ride Lube – Limited Edition Through Christmas
Creamy, dreamy, and built for winter mischief.
Glide into the season with Sleigh Ride, a rich, ultra-smooth, plant-based personal lubricant crafted for pure holiday pleasure. This premium, pH-friendly formula delivers a velvety, long-lasting slip that keeps the night going—whether you’re dashing through the sheets or cozying up for a slow winter ride.
Designed with women in mind but perfect for all genders, Sleigh Ride offers a creamy, comfortable experience without stickiness, irritation, or unwanted ingredients. Just smooth, festive fun from start to finish.
50W Ultrabright UV Party Panel
Lewd Lewb 50w UV Party Panel
Light it up. Turn it on. Make it obnoxiously bright.
This ultra-wide 9.5 inch LED UV flood panel is your new weapon for maximum glow. Perfect for Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow, Bio Lube Inescence, and every Lewd Lewb creation that was born to shine under ultraviolet light. Plug it in, hit the switch, and watch your room flip from normal to a nuclear neon playground in an instant.
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