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Eat A Dick
Eat a Dick – Cherry-Flavored Personal Lubricant (Clear Formula)
Sweet, slick, and not even a little subtle—Eat a Dick is the cherry-flavored lube made for bold mouths and even bolder moments. Whether you’re deep in devotion or just doing it for the story, this smooth, water-based formula keeps everything juicy from start to finish.
Go Fuck Yourself
Go Fuck Yourself – Water-Based Personal Lubricant (Clear & Unflavored)
Sometimes the only person who deserves your time, energy, and perfectly hydrated genitals… is you.
Go Fuck Yourself is the unflavored, water-based lube made for solo sessions, self-care rituals, and nights when you’d rather not deal with someone else’s nonsense. Clear, clean, and made to glide like your standards just got higher.
Glow Job UV Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing Glow Job — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
Happy Ending Waterbased Personal Cum Lubricant
Slip into something slicker with Happy Ending, the creamy, plant-based water-based lube that turns every moment into a climax-worthy experience. Whether you’re treating yourself to a solo session or gifting your partner something extra, this long-lasting, cum-like formula delivers a smooth ride all the way to satisfaction.
Lick-Quid Fruit Lube – Peach
Lick-Quid Fruit Lube: Peach
Ultra-Smooth, Sweet & Juicy Plant-Based Pleasure
Sink your teeth into Lick-Quid Fruit Lube: Peach—the sweetest, juiciest way to slip, slide, and lick your way to pleasure. This ultra-smooth, plant-based lube delivers a long-lasting glide with a mouthwatering natural and artificial peach flavor that makes every lick taste like summer sin. Perfect for tongues, toys, and every sticky situation you find yourself in.
Lick-Quid Fruit Lube – Cherry
Ultra-Smooth, Sweet & Juicy Plant-Based Pleasure
Get ready to taste the temptation with Lick-Quid Fruit Lube: Cherry—a luscious, ultra-smooth personal lubricant made to make you lick, slurp, and moan for more. This mouthwatering, pH-balanced formula delivers a long-lasting, silky glide that’s as delicious as it is naughty, with natural and artificial cherry flavor that’ll have you going back for seconds… and thirds.
Jack Meoff’s Lumber Jack Jizz
Jack Meoff’s Lumberjack Jizz – Chop, Stroke, & Glide
When it’s time to work that wood, Jack Meoff’s Lumberjack Jizz is here to keep things smooth, slick, and ready for action. This ultra-creamy, plant-based personal lubricant is built for long-lasting pleasure, providing a thick, realistic glide that won’t leave you feeling sticky. Whether you’re logging solo hours or handling a partner’s timber, this pH-balanced formula ensures a smooth ride every time.
Cowboy Cum
Cowboy Cum – Ride Hard, Stay Smooth
Saddle up for the ultimate ride with Cowboy Cum, the ultra-smooth, plant-based personal lubricant designed for long-lasting pleasure and comfort. This pH-balanced formula is crafted for all cowpokes, ensuring a silky, non-sticky glide that keeps things slick from dusk ‘til dawn. Whether you’re wrangling up some solo fun or riding double, Cowboy Cum is here to keep your adventures wild and worry-free.
Bubble Cum
Bubble Cum – Ultra-Smooth, Bubble Gum-Flavored Lubrication
Indulge in the nostalgic sweetness of Bubble Cum, a luscious, bubble gum-flavored personal lubricant with a silky, long-lasting glide. This playful pink lube brings a delicious twist to intimacy, combining fantasy with functionality. Designed for all genders, its pH-balanced, plant-based formula ensures a smooth, non-sticky experience, perfect for enhancing pleasure in every way. However, as with all flavored lubricants, women should use it sparingly to avoid potential vaginal imbalances.
Alien Cum
Alien Cum – Extra-Terrestrial, Ultra-Smooth Lubrication
Prepare for an out-of-this-world experience with Alien Cum, a neon-green, plant-based personal lubricant designed to take your pleasure to another dimension. This ultra-smooth, long-lasting formula mimics an alien’s otherworldly essence, making it perfect for fantasy play, sci-fi roleplay, and intergalactic encounters. Whether you’re indulging in extraterrestrial kinks, using squirting dildos, or simply seeking a fun and body-safe lube, Alien Cum delivers an unforgettable cosmic glide.
Introducing
GLOW JOB
It started with a dare. “What if lube… glowed?” 👀
We didn’t stop at “what if.” We made it real. 💡
This isn’t your standard slippery stuff. Glow Job is the world’s first UV-reactive personal lubricant. 🌌 It charges under light ☀️, glows under blacklight 🔦, and looks like it came from another planet 👽.
Whether you’re exploring alien kinks 🛸, filming your own sci-fi fantasy 🎥, or just really into weird bedroom science experiments 🧪—we got you.
It’s water-based 💧, body-safe 🛡️, and edible 🍭 (yeah, really).
And once you see it glowing… you’re not going back to boring. 😏

Introducing
GLOW JOB

It started with a dare. “What if lube… glowed?” 👀
We didn’t stop at “what if.” We made it real. 💡
This isn’t your standard slippery stuff. Glow Job is the world’s first UV-reactive personal lubricant. 🌌 It charges under light ☀️, glows under blacklight 🔦, and looks like it came from another planet 👽.
Whether you’re exploring alien kinks 🛸, filming your own sci-fi fantasy 🎥, or just really into weird bedroom science experiments 🧪—we got you.
It’s water-based 💧, body-safe 🛡️, and edible 🍭 (yeah, really).
And once you see it glowing… you’re not going back to boring. 😏
Have a
HAPPY ENDING
You know what time it is… 😏
Introducing Happy Ending, the creamy cum-style lube that brings every session to a satisfying close.
It’s silky. It’s smooth. It’s got that perfect finish. 💦
And yeah—it comes in a bright yellow bottle with a smiley face. Because we believe pleasure should come with a wink and a grin. 😉
Water-based, body-safe, and designed for feel-good endings—whether you’re flying solo ✋, tag-teaming 💏, or just need something to smile about. 🛁

Have a
HAPPY ENDING

You know what time it is… 😏
Introducing Happy Ending, the creamy cum-style lube that brings every session to a satisfying close.
It’s silky. It’s smooth. It’s got that perfect finish. 💦
And yeah—it comes in a bright yellow bottle with a smiley face. Because we believe pleasure should come with a wink and a grin. 😉
Water-based, body-safe, and designed for feel-good endings—whether you’re flying solo ✋, tag-teaming 💏, or just need something to smile about. 🛁
Safe Formulas
Made with plant based Ingredients. PH balanced & woman-safe.
No Harmful Ingredients
No parabens | No glycerin | No propylene glycol
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