Poon Pie
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Poon Pie – Make your lover a dessert!
Poon Pie is a cheeky little treat that’s all about fun, fluffy, chocolatey-marshmallow vibes with a wink for those who get the joke. It’s sweet, smooth, and made to taste as good as it feels, without being over the top. Safe for licking. Not for snacking. Not recommended for internal use in women.
NOTE: Flavors are intentionally subtle by design for comfort and sensitivity
$14.49 – $65.49Price range: $14.49 through $65.49
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Gallon of Glowing Goo
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This listing is for 1 full gallon of our glow lube.
Ready to go big? This is a full gallon of your chosen glow formula, perfect when you’re ready to pour, dip, or go all in.
Each gallon comes in a durable plastic container with a secure, safety-sealed cap.
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$150.45 $359.99
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Apple, Banana, Blueberry, Cherry, Clear Lubes, Peach, Products by Flavor, Raspberry, Strawberry, Vanilla, Watermelon
It Won’t Suck Itself – Flavored Lube
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It Won’t Suck Itself – Flavored Personal Lubricant
Sweet, slick, and very honest—It Won’t Suck Itself is the flavored lube made for moments when participation is encouraged and effort is appreciated. This smooth, water-based formula delivers a reliable glide with a playful taste, keeping things comfortable, fun, and fully intentional from start to finish.
*Grab CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRY – SPECIAL FLAVOR BLEND (for a limited time)
$14.49 – $65.49Price range: $14.49 through $65.49
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$1.49 – $1.69Price range: $1.49 through $1.69
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BloodLust in Blood Bag – DISCONTINUED
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BloodLust Bloodbags Have Been Discontinued
Please see the original BloodLust lube in bottles.
$40.49 $44.99
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Toss My Salad – Slippery Body Dressing
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Toss My Salad — Flavored Cream Lube
Fresh, tasty, and ready to be tossed.
Toss My Salad is a smooth, creamy personal lubricant inspired by the idea of a perfectly dressed salad — playful, indulgent, and just the right amount of slippery. Unlike our glow formulas, this one is a rich cream-style lube with color and flavor designed to add a little extra fun to the experience.
NOTE: Flavors are intentionally subtle by design for comfort and sensitivity
$14.49 – $65.49Price range: $14.49 through $65.49
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Uranus – UV Reactive Lube
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Uranus — UV Reactive Glow Lube (Light Teal-Green)
For deep space exploration and perfect alignment.
Uranus UV Reactive Lube is a creamy, glow-responsive personal lubricant inspired by the serene, mysterious tones of the ice giant itself. In normal light, it appears as a soft teal-green — slightly lighter and more subtle than Bio-Lube-Inescense. Under blacklight, it transforms into a smooth, atmospheric glow that feels otherworldly.
NOTE: Flavors are intentionally subtle by design for comfort and sensitivity
$14.49 – $65.49Price range: $14.49 through $65.49
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Gooner Goo – Cream Lube for Edging
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Slip into something slicker with Happy Ending, the creamy, plant-based water-based lube that turns every moment into a climax-worthy experience. Whether you’re treating yourself to a solo session or gifting your partner something extra, this long-lasting, cum-like formula delivers a smooth ride all the way to satisfaction.
$14.49 – $65.49Price range: $14.49 through $65.49
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Alien Cum
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Alien Cum – Extra-Terrestrial, Ultra-Smooth Lubrication
Prepare for an out-of-this-world experience with Alien Cum, a neon-green, plant-based personal lubricant designed to take your pleasure to another dimension. This ultra-smooth, long-lasting formula mimics an alien’s otherworldly essence, making it perfect for fantasy play, sci-fi roleplay, and intergalactic encounters. Whether you’re indulging in extraterrestrial kinks, using squirting dildos, or simply seeking a fun and body-safe lube, Alien Cum delivers an unforgettable cosmic glide.
NOTE: This lube does not feature UV Glow, if you want one that glows try the Alien Glow Goo instead!
$14.49 – $65.49Price range: $14.49 through $65.49
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Oops! Wrong Hole!
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Oops! Wrong Hole
Extra-Thick, Creamy Water-Based Personal Lubricant
When things get… ambitious.
Sometimes the action moves faster than the plan.
That’s where Oops! Wrong Hole comes in.
This extra-thick, ultra-creamy water-based lube is designed for moments when you need maximum cushion, serious glide, and zero regrets. Whether it was a bold move, a curious detour, or just a happy little accident, this formula keeps everything smooth, comfortable, and drama-free.
It’s rich. It’s slippery. And it gives you that “thank god we had lube” feeling.
$14.49 – $65.49Price range: $14.49 through $65.49
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Unicorn Cum
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Unicorn Cum – Ultra-Smooth, Plant-Based Lubrication
Layers of pink and blue blend into purple when mixed together. Indulge in the silky, long-lasting glide with this premium plant-based personal lubricant designed for ultimate pleasure and comfort. This pH-balanced formula is crafted specifically for all genders.
NOTE: Flavors are intentionally subtle by design for comfort and sensitivity
$26.99 – $124.99Price range: $26.99 through $124.99
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All Products, Apple Pie, Arousal Topicals, Banana Cream Pie, Banana Split, Birthday Cake, Blueberry Cheesecake, Cheesecake, Cherry Cheesecake, Cookies & Cream, LewdNips, S'mores, Strawberry Cheesecake, Sugar Butter Cookie, Tiramisu, Vanilla Custard
LewdNips Tingling Tease Balm 10ml – Dessert Flavors
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A little dab goes a long way.
Sometimes all it takes is a small touch to wake everything up. LewdNips Tingling Tease Balm is a concentrated, oil-based stimulant designed to tease, tingle, and heighten sensation. Powered by menthol for a cool, electrifying rush and paired with playful flavors, this balm is made for foreplay, nipple play, and targeted teasing.
Flavors Available: Apple Pie, Banana Cream Pie, Banana Split, Birthday Cake, Blueberry Cheesecake, Cheesecake, Cherry Cheesecake, Cookies and Cream, S’mores, Strawberry Cheesecake, Sugar cookie, Tiramisu, Tutti Fruity, Vanilla Custard
$7.99 $18.99
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