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Uranus – UV Reactive Lube
Uranus — UV Reactive Glow Lube (Light Teal-Green)
For deep space exploration and perfect alignment.
Uranus UV Reactive Lube is a creamy, glow-responsive personal lubricant inspired by the serene, mysterious tones of the ice giant itself. In normal light, it appears as a soft teal-green — slightly lighter and more subtle than Bio-Lube-Inescense. Under blacklight, it transforms into a smooth, atmospheric glow that feels otherworldly.
Gooner Goo – Cream Lube for Edging
Slip into something slicker with Happy Ending, the creamy, plant-based water-based lube that turns every moment into a climax-worthy experience. Whether you’re treating yourself to a solo session or gifting your partner something extra, this long-lasting, cum-like formula delivers a smooth ride all the way to satisfaction.
Alien Cum
Alien Cum – Extra-Terrestrial, Ultra-Smooth Lubrication
Prepare for an out-of-this-world experience with Alien Cum, a neon-green, plant-based personal lubricant designed to take your pleasure to another dimension. This ultra-smooth, long-lasting formula mimics an alien’s otherworldly essence, making it perfect for fantasy play, sci-fi roleplay, and intergalactic encounters. Whether you’re indulging in extraterrestrial kinks, using squirting dildos, or simply seeking a fun and body-safe lube, Alien Cum delivers an unforgettable cosmic glide.
Oops! Wrong Hole!
Oops! Wrong Hole
Extra-Thick, Creamy Water-Based Personal Lubricant
When things get… ambitious.
Sometimes the action moves faster than the plan.
That’s where Oops! Wrong Hole comes in.
This extra-thick, ultra-creamy water-based lube is designed for moments when you need maximum cushion, serious glide, and zero regrets. Whether it was a bold move, a curious detour, or just a happy little accident, this formula keeps everything smooth, comfortable, and drama-free.
It’s rich. It’s slippery. And it gives you that “thank god we had lube” feeling.
Unicorn Cum
Unicorn Cum – Ultra-Smooth, Plant-Based Lubrication
Layers of pink and blue blend into purple when mixed together. Indulge in the silky, long-lasting glide with this premium plant-based personal lubricant designed for ultimate pleasure and comfort. This pH-balanced formula is crafted specifically for all genders.
LewdNips Tingling Tease Balm 10ml – Dessert Flavors
A little dab goes a long way.
Sometimes all it takes is a small touch to wake everything up. LewdNips Tingling Tease Balm is a concentrated, oil-based stimulant designed to tease, tingle, and heighten sensation. Powered by menthol for a cool, electrifying rush and paired with playful flavors, this balm is made for foreplay, nipple play, and targeted teasing.
Flavors Available: Apple Pie, Banana Cream Pie, Banana Split, Birthday Cake, Blueberry Cheesecake, Cheesecake, Cherry Cheesecake, Cookies and Cream, S’mores, Strawberry Cheesecake, Sugar cookie, Tiramisu, Tutti Fruity, Vanilla Custard
LewdNips Tingling Tease Balm 10ml – Drink Flavors
A little dab goes a long way.
Sometimes all it takes is a small touch to wake everything up. LewdNips Tingling Tease Balm is a concentrated, oil-based stimulant designed to tease, tingle, and heighten sensation. Powered by menthol for a cool, electrifying rush and paired with playful flavors, this balm is made for foreplay, nipple play, and targeted teasing.
Flavors Available: Boba Tea, Coffee, Island Punch, MangoRita, Piña Colada, Strawberry Daiquiri
LewdNips Tingling Tease Balm 10ml – Candy Flavors
A little dab goes a long way.
Sometimes all it takes is a small touch to wake everything up. LewdNips Tingling Tease Balm is a concentrated, oil-based stimulant designed to tease, tingle, and heighten sensation. Powered by menthol for a cool, electrifying rush and paired with playful flavors, this balm is made for foreplay, nipple play, and targeted teasing.
Flavors Available: Marshmallow, S’mores, Butter Toffee, Butterscotch, Chocolate, Chocolate Covered Cherry, Chocolate Covered Strawberry, Chocolate Covered Marshmallow, Cotton Candy, Tutti Fruity, Vanilla
LewdNips Tingling Tease Balm 10ml – Soda Pop Flavors
A little dab goes a long way.
Sometimes all it takes is a small touch to wake everything up. LewdNips Tingling Tease Balm is a concentrated, oil-based stimulant designed to tease, tingle, and heighten sensation. Powered by menthol for a cool, electrifying rush and paired with playful flavors, this balm is made for foreplay, nipple play, and targeted teasing.
Flavors Available: Cherry Cola, Cola, Cream Soda, Orange Cream Soda
Blood Lust Lube
Vampire Blood – Water-Based Personal Lubricant
Low Pressure. Slow Seduction. Irresistibly Smooth.
Not every encounter starts with a bite.
Sometimes it starts with a hover… a brush… a taste.
Blood Lust is a smooth, water-based lube made for slow temptation and controlled desire. Inspired by vampire lore and late-night tension, it delivers a slick, comfortable glide that lets you ease in, linger, and decide how deep the hunger goes — without rushing the moment.
This formula is about teasing the edge, savoring anticipation, and keeping things soft, wet, and dangerously comfortable. No frenzy. No pressure. Just the slow pull of desire doing its work.
Safe Formulas
Made with plant based Ingredients. PH balanced & woman-safe.
No Harmful Ingredients
No parabens | No glycerin | No propylene glycol
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