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i shaved my balls for this

Pampered. Prepped. Passive Aggressive.

Care was taken.
Effort was made.
Expectations now exist.

I Shaved My Balls for This is a smooth, long-lasting water-based lubricant made for moments when you’ve already put in the work and would like that effort acknowledged. It delivers a comfortable, reliable glide that stays slick, feels clean, and keeps everything moving without unnecessary friction – or excuses.

Thoughtfully formulated for comfort and ease, this lube is ready when you are. Because grooming like that isn’t casual. It’s intentional. And it shouldn’t go to waste.

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i shaved my balls for this

Pampered. Prepped. Passive Aggressive.

Care was taken.
Effort was made.
Expectations now exist.

I Shaved My Balls for This is a smooth, long-lasting water-based lubricant made for moments when you’ve already put in the work and would like that effort acknowledged. It delivers a comfortable, reliable glide that stays slick, feels clean, and keeps everything moving without unnecessary friction – or excuses.

Thoughtfully formulated for comfort and ease, this lube is ready when you are. Because grooming like that isn’t casual. It’s intentional. And it shouldn’t go to waste.

Why Choose I Shaved My Balls for This?

Smooth, Water-Based Glide – Clean, consistent slip that performs without stickiness or mess.

Clear & Unflavored – No distractions. Just dependable performance that lets the point land.

Body-Safe & Gentle – Made for sensitive skin. Glycerin-free, paraben-free, and propylene glycol-free.

For Prepared Situations – Ideal for moments when advance notice was given and follow-through is expected.

Discreet Packaging – Ships plainly, because dignity matters—even when the message is pointed.

Crafted for comfort.
Prepared with intention.
Follow-through encouraged.

Product Details:

  • Ingredients: Distilled Water, Hydroxyethylcellulose, PEG-20, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Citric Acid
  • Flavor: Unflavored
  • Scent: Unscented
  • Available Sizes:
    • 2 oz pump bottle
    • 4 oz pump bottle
    • 8 oz pump bottle
    • 16 oz pump bottle
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2 oz, 4 oz, 8 oz, 16 oz
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