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Buy 2 lubes and get 1 free (equal or lesser value)
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BLACKFRIDAY DEAL #1
Buy 2 lubes and get 1 free (equal or lesser value)
CODE: BLACKFRIDAY2+1
BLACKFRIDAY DEAL #2
Get 1 FREE UV Bulb with 8 oz purchase or larger (includes bundles)
CODE: BLACKLIGHTFRIDAY
MOST POPULAR PRODUCTS
Glow Job Body-safe UV Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing Glow Job — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
Alien Glow Goo – Body Safe Blacklight Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing Alien Glow Goo — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
LED UV Black Light Party Bulb
Lewd Lewb UV Party Bulb
Turn up the glow and let it show.
These LED blacklight bulbs are what bring Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow Goo, and all your favorite UV-reactive lubes to life. Screw one in, flip the switch, and watch your room—and everything in it—light up like an intergalactic after-party.
Glow Lewb Trio Bundle
Glow Lewb Trio Bundle — Light Up Every Lewb Fantasy
Why glow solo when you can light up the whole freakin’ galaxy?
The Glow Lewb Trio Bundle gives you three full-sized 4 oz bottles of luminous pleasure: Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, and Alien Glow. Together they form a radiant arsenal for your after-dark adventures—built for show-offs, stargazers, and anyone who believes foreplay deserves a spotlight.
Whether you’re getting down under the blacklight, filming your own cosmic content, or just want to make your bedroom look like an alien rave, this trio keeps the glow going all night long.
Bio-Lube-Inescence – Creamy Glow Lube
Bio-Lube-Inescense — UV Glow Cream Lube (Teal)
For those who like their desire to shimmer.
Bio-Lube-Inescense is a creamy, UV-reactive glow lube inspired by bioluminescent tides, deep sea dream creatures, and the kind of touch that feels like electricity under the skin.
Glow in the Dick – Body Safe Blacklight Reactive Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.
Introducing the Glow in the Dick — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.
Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.
Lewb Tewb
The Lewb Tewb™
Sometimes you need to hit the target orifice a little deeper. That’s where the Lewb Tewb™ comes in.
Lewbers, meet your new favorite accessory: a sleek, smooth, reusable tool designed to help you plant your lube exactly where it needs to go. Just pump your favorite Lewd Lewb into the open end, insert the plunger, and push it to the top. Slide it into the orifice of choice (yes, any orifice ) and give a gentle press—bam, precision lubrication delivery!
Ovipositor Ooze Glow – UV Reactive Cream Lube
Ovipositor Ooze — Glow Cream Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your alien fantasy.
Meet Ovipositor Ooze, the UV-reactive, creamy glow lube born straight out of your deep-space hatching fantasies. Thick, decadent, and made to glisten under blacklight, this ooze is designed for otherworldly play—whether you’re alone, with a partner, or filming something your followers will never forget.
Creamy Dreamy Cum Lube
Creamy Dreamy Cum Lube is a plant-based, pH-balanced personal lubricant designed for all genders with a silky, long-lasting glide. Free from glycerin, propylene glycol, and parabens, this ultra-hydrating formula mimics natural lubrication for ultimate comfort and pleasure. Packaged discreetly in a 16-ounce pump bottle, it’s perfect for solo or partnered play. Safe for toys, latex condoms, and all types of fun—experience the Creamy Dreamy difference today!
LED UV Black Light Party Bar (11.5 Inch – 110 V Plug)
Lewd Lewb UV Party Bar (11.5”)
Light it up. Turn it on. Make it glow.
This slim 11.5-inch LED blacklight party bar is the official glow-maker for Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow, and every other Lewd Lewb ooze that likes to shine in the dark. Pop it on, hit the button, and watch your space go from normal bedroom to neon fever dream.
Bubble Cum
Bubble Cum – Ultra-Smooth, Bubble Gum-Flavored Lubrication
Indulge in the nostalgic sweetness of Bubble Cum, a luscious, bubble gum-flavored personal lubricant with a silky, long-lasting glide. This playful pink lube brings a delicious twist to intimacy, combining fantasy with functionality. Designed for all genders, its pH-balanced, plant-based formula ensures a smooth, non-sticky experience, perfect for enhancing pleasure in every way. However, as with all flavored lubricants, women should use it sparingly to avoid potential vaginal imbalances.
Squid Squirt
Slippery When Inked
Dive into the depths with Squid Squirt, the inky lube that looks jet black in the bottle but squirts out as a sultry dark grey, wrapping your play in mysterious, oceanic allure. Smooth, slick, and built for endurance, this ooze flows like liquid fantasy—keeping you drenched in wave after wave of slippery satisfaction. Whether you’re exploring your own abyss, tangling with toys, or just feeling a little inky freaky, Squid Squirt is the ultimate deep-sea delight.
Ultrabright UV Party Panel (9.5”) – 110V
Lewd Lewb UV Party Bar (11.5”)
Light it up. Turn it on. Make it glow.
This slim 11.5-inch LED blacklight party bar is the official glow-maker for Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow, and every other Lewd Lewb ooze that likes to shine in the dark. Pop it on, hit the button, and watch your space go from normal bedroom to neon fever dream.
Alien Probe Bundle
Alien Probe Bundle — Ready for Close Encounters
Ever wondered what it feels like to be abducted… willingly?
The Alien Probe Bundle delivers a full invasion kit straight from Area 69: one 4 oz bottle of Alien Glow Goo, a UV LED Party Bulb, and a Lewb Tube for deep-space delivery. Together, they’re everything you need for a glow-in-the-dark encounter that’s out of this world—literally.
Whether you’re staging a blacklight bedroom experiment, probing your own planetary curiosities, or just want to throw the wildest extraterrestrial party in the galaxy, this bundle’s got the gear for a full cosmic contact experience.
Happy Ending Waterbased Personal Cum Lubricant
Slip into something slicker with Happy Ending, the creamy, plant-based water-based lube that turns every moment into a climax-worthy experience. Whether you’re treating yourself to a solo session or gifting your partner something extra, this long-lasting, cum-like formula delivers a smooth ride all the way to satisfaction.
Itty Bitty Clitty Lube for Sissies
Itty Bitty Clitty Personal Lubricant for Sissies – Ultra-Smooth, Plant-Based Lubrication
Shrink* that pink with this silky smooth pink tinted water based lubricant. Indulge in the silky, long-lasting glide with this premium plant-based personal lubricant designed for ultimate pleasure and comfort. This pH-balanced formula is crafted specifically for sissies, but is perfect for all genders, providing a smooth, non-sticky experience that enhances intimacy without irritation.
Eat A Dick
Eat a Dick – Cherry-Flavored Personal Lubricant (Clear Formula)
Sweet, slick, and not even a little subtle—Eat a Dick is the cherry-flavored lube made for bold mouths and even bolder moments. Whether you’re deep in devotion or just doing it for the story, this smooth, water-based formula keeps everything juicy from start to finish.
Alien Cum
Alien Cum – Extra-Terrestrial, Ultra-Smooth Lubrication
Prepare for an out-of-this-world experience with Alien Cum, a neon-green, plant-based personal lubricant designed to take your pleasure to another dimension. This ultra-smooth, long-lasting formula mimics an alien’s otherworldly essence, making it perfect for fantasy play, sci-fi roleplay, and intergalactic encounters. Whether you’re indulging in extraterrestrial kinks, using squirting dildos, or simply seeking a fun and body-safe lube, Alien Cum delivers an unforgettable cosmic glide.
Tentacle Ooze – Purple
Tentacle Ooze – Slippery When Tentacled
Summon the squirm with Tentacle Ooze, the long-lasting personal lubricant that clings, curls, and wraps you in waves of wet delight. Built for Lewbers who like their playtime a little… otherworldly, this silky glide slithers across every curve and crevice, keeping you slick, hydrated, and ready for deep-sea exploration. Whether you’re wrestling a kraken fantasy, cozying up with your favorite suction-cup toy, or just in the mood for a slippery squirm session, Tentacle Ooze is here to wrap you in oozy devotion.
Jack Meoff’s Lumber Jack Jizz
Jack Meoff’s Lumberjack Jizz – Chop, Stroke, & Glide
When it’s time to work that wood, Jack Meoff’s Lumberjack Jizz is here to keep things smooth, slick, and ready for action. This ultra-creamy, plant-based personal lubricant is built for long-lasting pleasure, providing a thick, realistic glide that won’t leave you feeling sticky. Whether you’re logging solo hours or handling a partner’s timber, this pH-balanced formula ensures a smooth ride every time.
LuWu LeWb – Pretty in Pink 4 oz
Pretty in Pink – Blush & Slick
Blush harder, shine brighter, and slip into your prettiest self with Pretty in Pink, the glossy blush-tinted lube made just for femboys. Ultra-smooth and long-lasting, it glides across every curve and crevice, keeping you slick, hydrated, and glowing in pastel perfection. Whether you’re slipping into thigh-highs, rocking your favorite crop top, or just indulging in a blushy little fantasy, Pretty in Pink is here to make every touch sweeter, softer, and oh-so slippery.
Tentacle Ooze – Blue
Tentacle Ooze – Slippery When Tentacled
Summon the squirm with Tentacle Ooze, the long-lasting personal lubricant that clings, curls, and wraps you in waves of wet delight. Built for Lewbers who like their playtime a little… otherworldly, this silky glide slithers across every curve and crevice, keeping you slick, hydrated, and ready for deep-sea exploration. Whether you’re wrestling a kraken fantasy, cozying up with your favorite suction-cup toy, or just in the mood for a slippery squirm session, Tentacle Ooze is here to wrap you in oozy devotion.
Lick-Quid Fruit Lube – Peach
Lick-Quid Fruit Lube: Peach
Ultra-Smooth, Sweet & Juicy Plant-Based Pleasure
Sink your teeth into Lick-Quid Fruit Lube: Peach—the sweetest, juiciest way to slip, slide, and lick your way to pleasure. This ultra-smooth, plant-based lube delivers a long-lasting glide with a mouthwatering natural and artificial peach flavor that makes every lick taste like summer sin. Perfect for tongues, toys, and every sticky situation you find yourself in.
One Eyed Monster Creamy Lube (4 oz)
One Eyed Monster – Unleash the Beast
Dare to awaken the beast with One Eyed Monster, the thick, creamy personal lubricant that’s smooth enough to tame even the wildest orifice. Designed for fearless Lewbers who want their pleasure extra bold, this monstrous glide keeps you slick, hydrated, and ready for anything your creature feature demands. Whether you’re wrestling a tentacle fantasy, riding your own monster, or just in the mood for a legendary session, One Eyed Monster is always standing at attention.
Go Fuck Yourself
Go Fuck Yourself – Water-Based Personal Lubricant (Clear & Unflavored)
Sometimes the only person who deserves your time, energy, and perfectly hydrated genitals… is you.
Go Fuck Yourself is the unflavored, water-based lube made for solo sessions, self-care rituals, and nights when you’d rather not deal with someone else’s nonsense. Clear, clean, and made to glide like your standards just got higher.
Tentacle Trio Bundle
Tentacle Trio Bundle – Triple the Squirm, Triple the Fun
Why settle for one slippery sea-creature fantasy when you can summon the whole swarm? The Tentacle Trio Bundle gives you three full-sized 4 oz bottles of oozy delight: Tentacle Ooze in Blue, Tentacle Ooze in Purple, and the mysterious Squid Squirt. Together, they’re the ultimate collection for Lewbers who crave deep-sea squirming, inky indulgence, and endless wet waves of pleasure.
Whether you’re wrestling a kraken fantasy, tangling with suction toys, or just feeling a little inky-freaky, this bundle ensures you’re always stocked for slippery adventures.
Cowboy Cum
Cowboy Cum – Ride Hard, Stay Smooth
Saddle up for the ultimate ride with Cowboy Cum, the ultra-smooth, plant-based personal lubricant designed for long-lasting pleasure and comfort. This pH-balanced formula is crafted for all cowpokes, ensuring a silky, non-sticky glide that keeps things slick from dusk ‘til dawn. Whether you’re wrangling up some solo fun or riding double, Cowboy Cum is here to keep your adventures wild and worry-free.
Bukkake Bucket Cum Lube 1.25 Gallons
Creamy Dreamy Cum Lube in the Bukkake Bucket – Why It’s Such a Bargain
The Bukkake Bucket comes loaded with 1.25 gallons of Creamy Dreamy Cum Lube in a resealable container and ships for free. Ideal for full-session coverage — you can use the entire thing to dump over yourself in a bukkake session, share at orgies, swinger parties, and group fun, or simply stock up as a wise bulk purchase, getting it much cheaper than buying smaller bottles.
At the regular $359.99, you’re already saving almost 50% compared to buying smaller bottles—over $300 off the equivalent price! And if you catch it on sale, you’ll save even more.
Creamy Dreamy Cum Lube is a plant-based, pH-balanced personal lubricant designed for all genders, with a silky, long-lasting glide. Free from glycerin, propylene glycol, and parabens, this ultra-hydrating formula mimics natural lubrication for ultimate comfort and pleasure. Safe for toys, latex condoms, and all types of play — experience the Creamy Dreamy difference today!
Lick-Quid Fruit Lube – Cherry
Ultra-Smooth, Sweet & Juicy Plant-Based Pleasure
Get ready to taste the temptation with Lick-Quid Fruit Lube: Cherry—a luscious, ultra-smooth personal lubricant made to make you lick, slurp, and moan for more. This mouthwatering, pH-balanced formula delivers a long-lasting, silky glide that’s as delicious as it is naughty, with natural and artificial cherry flavor that’ll have you going back for seconds… and thirds.
CumClean TowelBag
CumClean TowelBag – Cum Clean, Stay Dirty
You can tell the CumClean TowelBag all your filthy little secrets—it’ll never tell a soul. This plush black beauty is your discreet partner in crime, keeping your Lewb life tidy while making cleanup soft, easy, and just a little bit sexy.
Sized 11″ x 14″, this super-soft black polyester microfiber CumClean TowelBag is smooth, plush, and built for action. With bold purple drawstrings and a handy loop for hanging, it’s ready to stash your lube, toys, and anything else you don’t want floating loose in your nightstand.
FAFO Lube
Fuck Around and Find Out – Water-Based Personal Lubricant (Clear Formula)
When curiosity gets the best of you, there’s only one way to go—Fuck Around and Find Out. This clear, plant-based water-based lube is for those who don’t just push boundaries… they slide right past them.
Whether you’re testing new territory solo or putting your partner’s stamina to the test, FAFO delivers a slick, long-lasting glide that keeps you in the moment and out of your head.
Merman Cum Lube
Merman Cum – Ultra-Smooth, Ocean-Inspired Lubrication
Swirls of seafoam green and deep ocean blue merge into a stunning aquatic blend when mixed. Dive into the silky, long-lasting glide of this premium plant-based personal lubricant—crafted for comfort, hydration, and mythic pleasure. This pH-balanced formula is designed for all genders and bodies.
Unicorn Cum
Unicorn Cum – Ultra-Smooth, Plant-Based Lubrication
Layers of pink and blue blend into purple when mixed together. Indulge in the silky, long-lasting glide with this premium plant-based personal lubricant designed for ultimate pleasure and comfort. This pH-balanced formula is crafted specifically for all genders, however since it has flavorings, it is recommended that women use this product sparingly to avoid vaginal infections that can be exacerbated by sugar alcohols.