Eat a Dick – Flavored Personal Lubricant (Clear Formula)
Sweet, slick, and not even a little subtle—Eat a Dick is the cherry-flavored lube made for bold mouths and even bolder moments. Whether you’re deep in devotion or just doing it for the story, this smooth, water-based formula keeps everything juicy from start to finish.
Why Choose Eat a Dick?
Flavor Does the Convincing – Available in 18 delicious flavors, because motivation tastes better when it’s sweet, fruity, or indulgent.
Clear, Water-Based Formula – No mess, no stains, no weird after-feel. Just pure, slippery fun that goes wherever you do.
Gentle & Glycerin-Free – Made with plant-based, body-safe ingredients and no glycerin, parabens, or propylene glycol.
Perfect for Oral Play & Beyond – Great taste, even better glide. Use it on him, her, them, or your favorite toy.
Discreet Packaging – Shipped in plain packaging, because not everyone needs to know what you’re about. But we love that you are.
Whether you’re serving attitude or affection, Eat a Dick is your go-to for oral appreciation with a side of cherry and zero shame.
Suck it up. Literally.
Ingredients: Distilled Water, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Polysorbate 20, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Natural & Artificial Flavors, Citric Acid, Trace Amounts of Propylene Glycol and Glycerin (Due to Flavoring)
