Nice Cock Lube
Nice Cock – Water-Based Personal Lubricant
Strut-Ready & Compliment-Worthy
Let’s be honest—some things deserve a compliment.
Nice Cock is a smooth, long-lasting water-based lube made for confident performance and well-earned show-off moments. Clear, clean, and reliably slick, it delivers a comfortable glide that stays put, keeps things moving, and never leaves you flapping around unprepared.
Whether you’re feeling yourself, being admired, or simply proud of what you’re working with, this formula is playful, dependable, and always ready to rise to the occasion.
I Licked It So It’s Mine – Flavored Lube
I Licked It So It’s Mine
Write Your Name on the Label to Claim It!
Property of: ___________________________
Sometimes you don’t need the whole dessert.
Sometimes you just want a taste of the icing.
I Licked It So It’s Mine is a smooth, long-lasting water-based lubricant made for moments of playful curiosity and unapologetic enjoyment. It delivers a clean, comfortable glide that stays slick and inviting—perfect for slowing down, savoring the moment, and enjoying exactly what’s right in front of you.
Lighthearted, indulgent, and just a little territorial, this formula is designed for confident claiming and repeat appreciation. Sweet enough to tempt, smooth enough to linger, and reliable enough to keep things going once you’ve decided it’s yours.
Choke On It (Respectfully) – Flavored Lube
Choke On It Respectfully
Flavored Personal Lubricant
Sweet, slick, and properly behaved—Choke On It Respectfully is a long-lasting, flavored water-based lube made for smooth control, steady glide, and zero excuses. It stays comfortable, cooperative, and ready whether things slow down… or absolutely do not.
Formulated for performance and feel, this reliable assist keeps everything hydrated and agreeable, with just enough flavor to make participation appealing and effort appreciated.
LewdNips Tingling Tease Balm 10ml – Fruit Flavors
A little dab goes a long way.
Sometimes all it takes is a small touch to wake everything up. LewdNips Tingling Tease Balm is a concentrated, oil-based stimulant designed to tease, tingle, and heighten sensation. Powered by menthol for a cool, electrifying rush and paired with playful flavors, this balm is made for foreplay, nipple play, and targeted teasing.
Flavors Available: Apple, Banana, Blueberry, Cherry, Coconut, Grape, Mango, Peach, Pineapple, Raspberry, Strawberry, Watermelon
It Won’t Suck Itself – Flavored Lube
It Won’t Suck Itself – Flavored Personal Lubricant
Sweet, slick, and very honest—It Won’t Suck Itself is the flavored lube made for moments when participation is encouraged and effort is appreciated. This smooth, water-based formula delivers a reliable glide with a playful taste, keeping things comfortable, fun, and fully intentional from start to finish.
Available in 18 flavors & 4 sizes!
Sleigh Ride Lube
Sleigh Ride Lube – Limited Edition Through Christmas
Creamy, dreamy, and built for winter mischief.
Glide into the season with Sleigh Ride, a rich, ultra-smooth, plant-based personal lubricant crafted for pure holiday pleasure. This premium, pH-friendly formula delivers a velvety, long-lasting slip that keeps the night going—whether you’re dashing through the sheets or cozying up for a slow winter ride.
Designed with women in mind but perfect for all genders, Sleigh Ride offers a creamy, comfortable experience without stickiness, irritation, or unwanted ingredients. Just smooth, festive fun from start to finish.
50W Ultrabright UV Party Panel
Lewd Lewb 50w UV Party Panel
Light it up. Turn it on. Make it obnoxiously bright.
This ultra-wide 9.5 inch LED UV flood panel is your new weapon for maximum glow. Perfect for Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow, Bio Lube Inescence, and every Lewd Lewb creation that was born to shine under ultraviolet light. Plug it in, hit the switch, and watch your room flip from normal to a nuclear neon playground in an instant.
100w Ultrabright UV Party Panel
Lewd Lewb 100w UV Party Panel
Light it up. Turn it on. Make it obnoxiously bright.
This ultra-wide 9.5 inch LED UV flood panel is your new weapon for maximum glow. Perfect for Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow, Bio Lube Inescence, and every Lewd Lewb creation that was born to shine under ultraviolet light. Plug it in, hit the switch, and watch your room flip from normal to a nuclear neon playground in an instant.
Bio-Lube-Inescence – Creamy Glow Lube
Bio-Lube-Inescense — UV Glow Cream Lube (Teal)
For those who like their desire to shimmer.
Bio-Lube-Inescense is a creamy, UV-reactive glow lube inspired by bioluminescent tides, deep sea dream creatures, and the kind of touch that feels like electricity under the skin.
Ovipositor Ooze Glow – UV Reactive Cream Lube
Ovipositor Ooze — Glow Cream Lube
Turn off the lights. Turn on your alien fantasy.
Meet Ovipositor Ooze, the UV-reactive, creamy glow lube born straight out of your deep-space hatching fantasies. Thick, decadent, and made to glisten under blacklight, this ooze is designed for otherworldly play—whether you’re alone, with a partner, or filming something your followers will never forget.
LED UV Black Light Party Bar (11.5 Inch – USB Plug)
Lewd Lewb UV Party Bar (11.5”)
Light it up. Turn it on. Make it glow.
This slim 11.5-inch LED blacklight party bar is the official glow-maker for Glow Job, Glow in the Dick, Alien Glow, and every other Lewd Lewb ooze that likes to shine in the dark. Pop it on, hit the button, and watch your space go from normal bedroom to neon fever dream.
Alien Probe Bundle
Alien Probe Bundle — Ready for Close Encounters
Ever wondered what it feels like to be abducted… willingly?
The Alien Probe Bundle delivers a full invasion kit straight from Area 69: one 4 oz bottle of Alien Glow Goo, a UV LED Party Bulb, and a Lewb Tube for deep-space delivery. Together, they’re everything you need for a glow-in-the-dark encounter that’s out of this world—literally.
Whether you’re staging a blacklight bedroom experiment, probing your own planetary curiosities, or just want to throw the wildest extraterrestrial party in the galaxy, this bundle’s got the gear for a full cosmic contact experience.
