Slippery When Inked

Dive into the depths with Squid Squirt, the inky lube that looks jet black in the bottle but squirts out as a sultry dark grey, wrapping your play in mysterious, oceanic allure. Smooth, slick, and built for endurance, this ooze flows like liquid fantasy—keeping you drenched in wave after wave of slippery satisfaction. Whether you’re exploring your own abyss, tangling with toys, or just feeling a little inky freaky, Squid Squirt is the ultimate deep-sea delight.

Why Choose Squid Squirt?

Jet-Black Mystery – Appears black in the bottle, glides out as a dark grey drizzle—seductive, unusual, and unforgettable.

Smooth & Slippery Texture – Silky glide that clings like ink on skin.

Fantasy-Friendly – Perfect for tentacle play, deep-sea roleplay, or when you just want to leave your mark.

Body-Safe & Plant-Based – Crafted for comfort and pleasure, no scary sea-crets inside.

All-Gender, All-Creature Approved – Whether you’re a mermaid, a kraken, or a landlubber with a freaky streak.

Discreet Shipping – Delivered quietly, no one has to know you’re stocking up on squid ink lube.

Squid Squirt is more than lube—it’s an inky indulgence. Safe with toys, latex condoms, and all your underwater escapades, it’s the bottle you’ll reach for when you want to make waves, leave stains on your fantasies (not your sheets), and slip into the abyss with style.

Product Details:

• Ingredients: Distilled Water, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Color (may contain Blue 1, Red 3, Yellow 6), Citric Acid
• Flavor: Unflavored
• Scent: Unscented
• Available Sizes:
  • 2 oz pump
  • 4 oz pump
  • 8 oz pump