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Merman Cum – Ultra-Smooth, Ocean-Inspired Lubrication

Swirls of seafoam green and deep ocean blue merge into a stunning aquatic blend when mixed. Dive into the silky, long-lasting glide of this premium plant-based personal lubricant—crafted for comfort, hydration, and mythic pleasure. This pH-balanced formula is designed for all genders and bodies.

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Merman Cum – Ultra-Smooth, Ocean-Inspired Lubrication

Swirls of seafoam green and deep ocean blue merge into a stunning aquatic blend when mixed. Dive into the silky, long-lasting glide of this premium plant-based personal lubricant—crafted for comfort, hydration, and mythic pleasure. This pH-balanced formula is designed for all genders and bodies.

Important Notes on Color & Use:

Merman Cum features a slightly thicker formula to preserve its swirling ocean aesthetic. Because of that, it may dry a bit faster during long sessions. We recommend keeping a bowl of warm water nearby—just add a drop or two to rehydrate and keep things flowing.

Every bottle is carefully poured by hand, but movement during shipping may cause some blending of the ocean layers. Over time, the colors will naturally fuse. If you want to experience the full visual fantasy, dive in while it’s fresh.

Why the higher price?

Each bottle of Merman Cum is individually hand-poured after you place your order. Achieving that swirling sea look takes time and patience, making each bottle a small, functional piece of fantasy-fueled kink art. This isn’t a factory product—it’s made with care for those who want something bold, beautiful, and unforgettable.

Why Choose Merman Cum?

  • Oceanic Glide with Ultra-Hydration – Mimics natural lubrication with a long-lasting, creamy finish.

  • pH-Balanced & Vaginal-Safe – Gentle and non-irritating, made for all bodies and all kinds of play.

  • Free from Glycerin, Parabens & PG – Just clean, body-safe ingredients that love your skin.

  • Plant-Based, Skin-Loving Formula – Nourishing and soft, made for sensitive parts.

  • For All Genders & All Fantasies – Perfect for solo use, partnered play, or erotic roleplay beneath the waves.

  • Discreet Packaging – Ships plain, so your neighbors never know you’re into ocean goo.

Product Details:

  • Ingredients: Distilled Water, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Titanium Dioxide, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Color (may contain Blue 1 Lake (E133) & Yellow 5 Lake (E102) )
  • Scent: Unscented
  • Available Sizes:
    • 2 oz snap cap bottle
    • 8 oz pump bottle
    • 16 oz pump bottle
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2 oz, 8 oz, 16 oz
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