It Won’t Suck Itself – Flavored Personal Lubricant
Sweet, slick, and very honest—It Won’t Suck Itself is the flavored lube made for moments when participation is encouraged and effort is appreciated. This smooth, water-based formula delivers a reliable glide with a playful taste, keeping things comfortable, fun, and fully intentional from start to finish.
Why Choose It Won’t Suck Itself?
Flavor Does the Convincing – Available in 18 delicious flavors, because motivation tastes better when it’s sweet, fruity, or indulgent.
Clear, Water-Based Formula – No mess, no stains, no weird residue. Just clean, slippery fun that works wherever you put it.
Gentle & Glycerin-Free – Made with body-safe, plant-based ingredients and no glycerin, parabens, or propylene glycol.
Perfect for Oral Play & Beyond – Smooth glide, great taste. Use it on him, her, them, or your favorite toy.
Discreet Packaging – Shipped in plain packaging, because some efforts deserve privacy—even if the attitude doesn’t.
Whether you’re being helpful, persuasive, or just realistic about how things work, It Won’t Suck Itself makes the point crystal clear.
Someone’s gotta do it.
Suck it up. Literally.
Product Details:
- Ingredients: Distilled Water, Hydroxyethylcellulose, PEG-20, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Natural & Artificial Flavors, Citric Acid, Trace Amounts of Propylene Glycol and Glycerin (Due to Flavoring)
- Flavors: Apple, Banana, Birthday Cake, Blueberry, Bubble Gum, Cherry, Chocolate, Chocolate Covered Cherry, Chocolate Covered Strawberry, Coconut, Cotton Candy, Grape, Peach, Pina Colada, Raspberry, Strawberry, Vanilla, Watermelon
- Available Sizes:
- 2 oz pump bottle
- 4 oz pump bottle
- 8 oz pump bottle
- 16 oz pump bottle
