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Bio-Lube-Inescence – Creamy Glow Lube

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Bio-Lube-Inescense — UV Glow Cream Lube (Teal)

For those who like their desire to shimmer.

Bio-Lube-Inescense is a creamy, UV-reactive glow lube inspired by bioluminescent tides, deep sea dream creatures, and the kind of touch that feels like electricity under the skin.

Price range: $14.49 through $40.49
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Ovipositor Ooze Glow – UV Reactive Cream Lube

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Ovipositor Ooze — Glow Cream Lube

Turn off the lights. Turn on your alien fantasy.

Meet Ovipositor Ooze, the UV-reactive, creamy glow lube born straight out of your deep-space hatching fantasies. Thick, decadent, and made to glisten under blacklight, this ooze is designed for otherworldly play—whether you’re alone, with a partner, or filming something your followers will never forget.

Price range: $14.49 through $40.49
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Alien Probe Bundle

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Alien Probe Bundle — Ready for Close Encounters

Ever wondered what it feels like to be abducted… willingly?
The Alien Probe Bundle delivers a full invasion kit straight from Area 69: one 4 oz bottle of Alien Glow Goo, a UV LED Party Bulb, and a Lewb Tube for deep-space delivery. Together, they’re everything you need for a glow-in-the-dark encounter that’s out of this world—literally.

Whether you’re staging a blacklight bedroom experiment, probing your own planetary curiosities, or just want to throw the wildest extraterrestrial party in the galaxy, this bundle’s got the gear for a full cosmic contact experience.

Price range: $20.49 through $55.49
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Tentacle Ooze – Blue

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Tentacle Ooze – Slippery When Tentacled

Summon the squirm with Tentacle Ooze, the long-lasting personal lubricant that clings, curls, and wraps you in waves of wet delight. Built for Lewbers who like their playtime a little… otherworldly, this silky glide slithers across every curve and crevice, keeping you slick, hydrated, and ready for deep-sea exploration. Whether you’re wrestling a kraken fantasy, cozying up with your favorite suction-cup toy, or just in the mood for a slippery squirm session, Tentacle Ooze is here to wrap you in oozy devotion.

Price range: $14.49 through $65.49
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Squid Squirt

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Slippery When Inked

Dive into the depths with Squid Squirt, the inky lube that looks jet black in the bottle but squirts out as a sultry dark grey, wrapping your play in mysterious, oceanic allure. Smooth, slick, and built for endurance, this ooze flows like liquid fantasy—keeping you drenched in wave after wave of slippery satisfaction. Whether you’re exploring your own abyss, tangling with toys, or just feeling a little inky freaky, Squid Squirt is the ultimate deep-sea delight.

Price range: $14.49 through $40.99
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Tentacle Ooze – Purple

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Tentacle Ooze – Slippery When Tentacled

Summon the squirm with Tentacle Ooze, the long-lasting personal lubricant that clings, curls, and wraps you in waves of wet delight. Built for Lewbers who like their playtime a little… otherworldly, this silky glide slithers across every curve and crevice, keeping you slick, hydrated, and ready for deep-sea exploration. Whether you’re wrestling a kraken fantasy, cozying up with your favorite suction-cup toy, or just in the mood for a slippery squirm session, Tentacle Ooze is here to wrap you in oozy devotion.

Price range: $14.49 through $40.49
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Tentacle Trio Bundle

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Tentacle Trio Bundle – Triple the Squirm, Triple the Fun

Why settle for one slippery sea-creature fantasy when you can summon the whole swarm? The Tentacle Trio Bundle gives you three full-sized 4 oz bottles of oozy delight: Tentacle Ooze in Blue, Tentacle Ooze in Purple, and the mysterious Squid Squirt. Together, they’re the ultimate collection for Lewbers who crave deep-sea squirming, inky indulgence, and endless wet waves of pleasure.

Whether you’re wrestling a kraken fantasy, tangling with suction toys, or just feeling a little inky-freaky, this bundle ensures you’re always stocked for slippery adventures.

Price range: $34.99 through $159.99
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Glow in the Dick – Body Safe Blacklight Reactive Lube

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Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.

Introducing the Glow in the Dick — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.

Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.

 

Price range: $14.49 through $40.49
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Alien Glow Goo – Body Safe Blacklight Reactive Lube

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Turn off the lights. Turn on your lube.

Introducing Alien Glow Goo — the glow-in-the-dark, water-based lubricant that makes everything hotter, weirder, and way more fun.

Perfect for solo play, couples, toy time, content creators, or just making your cucumber look like it’s headed to a rave. One blacklight and a bottle is all you need.

Price range: $14.49 through $40.49
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Alien Cum

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Alien Cum – Extra-Terrestrial, Ultra-Smooth Lubrication

Prepare for an out-of-this-world experience with Alien Cum, a neon-green, plant-based personal lubricant designed to take your pleasure to another dimension. This ultra-smooth, long-lasting formula mimics an alien’s otherworldly essence, making it perfect for fantasy play, sci-fi roleplay, and intergalactic encounters. Whether you’re indulging in extraterrestrial kinks, using squirting dildos, or simply seeking a fun and body-safe lube, Alien Cum delivers an unforgettable cosmic glide.

Price range: $14.49 through $65.49
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