Alien Probe Bundle — Ready for Close Encounters

Ever wondered what it feels like to be abducted… willingly?
The Alien Probe Bundle delivers a full invasion kit straight from Area 69: one 4 oz bottle of Alien Glow Goo, a UV LED Party Bulb, and a Lewb Tube for deep-space delivery. Together, they’re everything you need for a glow-in-the-dark encounter that’s out of this world—literally.

Whether you’re staging a blacklight bedroom experiment, probing your own planetary curiosities, or just want to throw the wildest extraterrestrial party in the galaxy, this bundle’s got the gear for a full cosmic contact experience.

What’s Inside

Alien Glow Goo
Glows green like pure alien plasma. Smooth, slick, and engineered for interplanetary pleasure, this glow-in-the-dark lube turns every touch into a close encounter of the lewd kind. Made for skin-on-skin or toy-on-anything exploration.

UV LED Party Bulb
Plug it in and watch your world come alive. Instantly transforms your room into an intergalactic glow zone—no spaceship required. Perfect for showing off your Goo’s radiant powers or setting the mood for abduction.

Lewb Tube
Because sometimes you need a little extra reach. This flexible applicator gets the glow exactly where you want it, no matter how deep your curiosity goes. Efficient, mess-free, and 100% ready for probing duty.

Why Choose the Alien Probe Bundle

Full Contact Kit – Everything you need for glowing, probing, and otherworldly adventures.
Intergalactic Slickness – Long-lasting, silky glide that feels like being touched by starlight.
Lights, Lewb, Action – The UV bulb brings the glow Goo to life for a true sci-fi fantasy.
Toy & Fantasy Friendly – Designed for solo or partnered missions across any galaxy.
Body-Safe & Plant-Based – No harsh chemicals, no weird residues—just smooth orbiting.
Discreet Shipping – No one has to know you’ve been probed (unless you tell them).

The Alien Probe Bundle isn’t just a product—it’s a mission briefing.
Stock up, plug in, and prepare for liftoff.
We come in peace—but not for long.

Product Details:

• Ingredients: Distilled Water, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Riboflavin, Color (may contain Blue 1), Citric Acid
• Flavor: Unflavored
• Scent: Unscented
• Available Sizes:
  • 2 oz pump
  • 4 oz pump
  • 8 oz pump
  • 16 oz pump