Jack Meoff’s Lumberjack Jizz – Chop, Stroke, & Glide
When it’s time to work that wood, Jack Meoff’s Lumberjack Jizz is here to keep things smooth, slick, and ready for action. This ultra-creamy, plant-based personal lubricant is built for long-lasting pleasure, providing a thick, realistic glide that won’t leave you feeling sticky. Whether you’re logging solo hours or handling a partner’s timber, this pH-balanced formula ensures a smooth ride every time.
Why Choose Jack Meoff’s Lumberjack Jizz?
- Ultra-Hydrating & Silky Smooth – Mimics natural lubrication for a creamy, long-lasting glide that won’t leave you chafed.
- pH-Balanced for Women – Gentle and non-irritating, supporting intimate health while being safe for all lumberjacks and jills.
- Clean & Body-Safe Ingredients – Free from glycerin, propylene glycol, and parabens—just pure, skin-loving hydration.
- Perfect for Squirting Dildos – Thick, creamy consistency flows like the real thing for enhanced play.
- Plant-Based & Skin-Nourishing – Made with naturally derived ingredients for a non-irritating, smooth feel.
- Versatile & All-Gender Friendly – Whether you’re chopping wood solo or teaming up for a logging session, this lube gets the job done.
- Discreet Packaging – Shipped in plain packaging, so nobody knows what’s in your tool shed.
Whether you’re after a thick, cum-like lube for extra realism or a gentle, pH-friendly option to keep your parts in top shape, Jack Meoff’s Lumberjack Jizz is the go-to choice. Safe for use with toys, latex condoms, and all kinds of play, this premium lube ensures your woodwork is always smooth.
Grab a bottle and get to strokin’!
Product Details:
- Ingredients: Distilled Water, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Titanium Dioxide, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid
- Flavor: Unflavored
- Scent: Unscented
- Available Sizes:
- 2 oz snap cap bottle
- 8 oz pump bottle
- 16 oz pump bottle
