Jack Meoff’s Lumberjack Jizz – Chop, Stroke, & Glide

When it’s time to work that wood, Jack Meoff’s Lumberjack Jizz is here to keep things smooth, slick, and ready for action. This ultra-creamy, plant-based personal lubricant is built for long-lasting pleasure, providing a thick, realistic glide that won’t leave you feeling sticky. Whether you’re logging solo hours or handling a partner’s timber, this pH-balanced formula ensures a smooth ride every time.

Why Choose Jack Meoff’s Lumberjack Jizz?

• Ultra-Hydrating & Silky Smooth – Mimics natural lubrication for a creamy, long-lasting glide that won’t leave you chafed.
• pH-Balanced for Women – Gentle and non-irritating, supporting intimate health while being safe for all lumberjacks and jills.
• Clean & Body-Safe Ingredients – Free from glycerin, propylene glycol, and parabens—just pure, skin-loving hydration.
•  Perfect for Squirting Dildos – Thick, creamy consistency flows like the real thing for enhanced play.
• Plant-Based & Skin-Nourishing – Made with naturally derived ingredients for a non-irritating, smooth feel.
• Versatile & All-Gender Friendly – Whether you’re chopping wood solo or teaming up for a logging session, this lube gets the job done.
• Discreet Packaging – Shipped in plain packaging, so nobody knows what’s in your tool shed.

Whether you’re after a thick, cum-like lube for extra realism or a gentle, pH-friendly option to keep your parts in top shape, Jack Meoff’s Lumberjack Jizz is the go-to choice. Safe for use with toys, latex condoms, and all kinds of play, this premium lube ensures your woodwork is always smooth.

Grab a bottle and get to strokin’!

Product Details:

• Ingredients: Distilled Water, Xanthan Gum, Hydroxyethylcellulose, PEG-20, Titanium Dioxide, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Citric Acid
• Flavor: Unflavored
• Scent: Unscented
• Available Sizes:
  • 2 oz snap cap bottle
  • 8 oz pump bottle
  • 16 oz pump bottle