💦 Lewd Lewb FAQ 💦
aka the Freaky Answers to your Freaky Questions
(And some responsible stuff too… because we care. 😉)
🧪 Product & Ingredient Safety
❓ Is titanium dioxide safe to use in personal lubricants?
Totally! ✅ It’s the stuff that makes things pretty and white (yes, we went there). It’s FDA-approved for topical use and safe when used in recommended amounts. If you’re the cautious type, we totally get it—feel free to check the official guidelines or chat with your doc! 👩⚕️👨⚕️
❓ Are your lubricants safe for sensitive skin?
Sensitive? Same, babe. 😘 Our lubes are made with gentle, high-quality ingredients perfect for delicate skin. That said, if you’re a sensitive soul (or skin), do a little patch test first—inner forearm is a sexy choice. 🔥
❓ Are your lubricants compatible with condoms and sex toys?
Oh yeah! 🥳 Our lubes are down to play with latex condoms and silicone toys. Just a heads up—if you’re using a silicone-based lube, maybe keep it away from silicone toys (they can get… weird together). Always check the label, lover! 🧐
❓ Are your lubricants paraben-free and free from harmful chemicals?
100%. We keep the nasties out. 🚫 No parabens, glycerin, or shady ingredients you can’t pronounce. We’re all about clean, body-safe fun! 💕✨
❓ Do your lubricants contain glycerin?
Nope! Zero glycerin here. We’re not about that yeastie beastie life. 🦠🚫
❓ Can I use your lubes if I’ve had yeast infections or UTIs?
Absolutely! Our water-based lubes are pH-balanced and free from irritants. 👌 But if you’re prone to infections, flavored lubes (even ours!) might not be the best choice for down there—use sparingly, or stick to external fun. 😉
❓ Are your products FDA-approved?
Personal lubricants are considered medical devices by the FDA, and our formulas meet those strict standards. We play by the rules… except when we’re making new ones. 😏
❓ What’s the diff between water-based, silicone-based, and oil-based lubes?
- 💧 Water-based: Condom + toy friendly, easy cleanup, non-sticky fun!
- ✨ Silicone-based: Super slick, long-lasting, great for water play—but not always toy compatible!
- 🛢️ Oil-based: Awesome for massage… but latex condoms say “nah.”
❓ Can I use Lewd Lewb every day?
Yes! We encourage daily indulgence. 😈 Our lubes are made for regular use without messing up your natural balance. Stay slick, my friend. 💦
❓ Can lubes help with vaginal dryness (hello menopause)?
Oh yes, honey! 🥰 Our lubes are like a tall drink of water for your body—long-lasting moisture for smooth sailing and extra comfort.
👉 Usage & Application
❓ How much should I use?
Start small. Add more. Repeat as necessary. There’s no shame in being generous. 😉💦
❓ Can I use your lubes for anal play?
You bet! 🍑 For backdoor fun, we recommend a thicker, long-lasting formula (silicone-based = chef’s kiss). Remember: the butt doesn’t self-lubricate. Be kind, lube lots.
❓ Are your lubes edible?
We like to think of them as tasty treats for grown-ups. 😋 Our ingredients are body-safe, non-toxic, and include food-grade flavors + colors. Feel free to taste test during oral play, but we don’t suggest chugging the whole bottle. Moderation, babe. 😉
❓ Will Lewd Lewb stain sheets or clothes?
- Our water-based lubes (like our dreamy cum lubes 💦) are clear, easy to clean, and won’t leave your sheets looking like crime scenes.
- Tinted/colored lubes? Well, those are fun, but they might stain lighter fabrics. We recommend dark, washable bedding if you’re planning a rainbow adventure. 🌈
- Silicone lubes may need a little soap and water love to clean up properly!
🚨 Allergic Reactions & Skin Sensitivities
❓ Will Lewd Lewb products cause allergic reactions?
Highly unlikely! 🙌 We use skin-friendly, plant-based ingredients without common irritants like glycerin, parabens, or propylene glycol. But bodies are weird and unique—if something doesn’t vibe with you, we’re here to help.
❓ What do I do if I have a reaction?
Stop using it immediately (duh). Then:
- Rinse with lukewarm water + fragrance-free soap 🧼
- Apply aloe or a gentle moisturizer 🌿
- Keep an eye on things
- If it gets serious (like swelling, trouble breathing), call a doc 👩⚕️
❓ How do I prevent a reaction?
Patch test! 🎯
- Dab a little lube on your inner forearm
- Wait 24 hours
- If all’s well, dive in! 🤿
❓ Can I try another Lewd Lewb if one didn’t work for me?
Absolutely! Sometimes it’s just a single ingredient issue. Switch up the formula (water-based, silicone-based, etc.) and see what works best for you. And if you’re still worried, chat with your doc.
🛍️ Shopping, Shipping & Policies
❓ Where is Lewd Lewb made?
Ahhh, the secret sauce! 😏 Our magical goop is whipped up right here in the USA 🇺🇸 with strict quality standards. The exact location? Classified. 🤫 (But we’ll give you a hint: unicorn farms 🦄, alien labs 👽, and possibly a wizard or two 🧙♂️.)
❓ Do you offer discreet shipping?
Absolutely. 😎 Your neighbors will think you ordered boring stuff. No branding, no labels, no worries.
❓ What payment methods do you accept?
All the usual suspects! 💳 Credit/debit cards, PayPal, and other secure options. Easy-peasy.
❓ What’s your return policy?
We don’t take returns on opened products (for obvious reasons). But if something’s off with your order, email us—we’re here to make it right! 🙌
❓ How long does shipping take?
1-2 business days to process. Then it depends on how far away you are and what shipping option you pick. We hustle hard to get you slick quick! 🚀
❓ Do you offer international shipping?
Not yet, but stay tuned! 🌍 We’re working on spreading the love (and lube) worldwide.
❓ How can I contact customer support?
Drop us a line via email 📧 or our contact form. We’re real humans and we love helping.
❓ I found Lewd Lewb cheaper on another site. Is it real?
Nope! We only sell through our website. If you see it somewhere shady for super cheap, it’s probably fake (or a scam). Stay safe and shop with us directly! 🛡️
🌟 Why Trust Lewd Lewb?
❓ Why choose Lewd Lewb over everyone else?
Because we’re not just selling slippery stuff. 💦 We’re crafting body-safe, high-quality, fun-as-hell lubes with no shady additives. It’s pleasure, comfort, and trust in a bottle. (Plus, we’re way more fun.)