Last Updated: 10/29/2025
At Lewd Lube, we aim to get your order to you quickly and discreetly. Please review our shipping policy below for details on rates, processing times, and delivery options.
Discreet Shipping, Duh
We ship your order in plain packaging with a sender name of “L.L. Products” because we know you don’t want the whole neighborhood finding out you’re doing things with aliens, unicorns, or worse, making an unpublic part of your body glow in the dark. But hey — we’re not responsible if you forget to close the curtains. What happens inside is your business (and probably someone’s fantasy)
Free Shipping
We offer FREE standard shipping on all U.S. orders of $50 or more before taxes and discounts.
US Shipping Rates & Delivery Times
For orders under $50, shipping rates will be calculated at checkout based on your location and selected shipping method. Estimated delivery times are as follows:
- Standard Shipping (5-7 business days) – We off $3 flat rate shipping. Free for orders $50+ / Flat rate for orders under $50
- Expedited Shipping (2-3 business days) – Flat rate $12
- Overnight Shipping (1 business day) – Additional cost calculated at checkout
🚚 All orders are shipped discreetly in plain packaging for your privacy.
International Shipping
Yes! We now ship internationally. 🌍
At this time, Lewd Lube does not collect or pay VAT, customs duties, or import taxes, so international customers are responsible for any additional fees charged by their country upon delivery. This will remain the case until our checkout system is updated to collect these fees automatically.
For international orders, we only offer Priority Shipping—because we don’t want your lube sitting on a boat forever. The flat-rate international shipping cost will be displayed at checkout.
For larger-than-average international orders (those with unusually high weight or volume), an additional shipping charge may apply. If this occurs, we’ll contact you with an updated total before your order ships. This only applies to very large orders.
Processing Times
- Orders are typically processed within 1-2 business days (Monday-Friday, excluding holidays).
- Orders placed after 3 PM (CST) may be processed the next business day.
- You will receive a confirmation email with tracking information once your order has shipped.
International Shipping
We currently do not offer international shipping. Stay tuned for future updates!
Lost, Delayed, or Stolen Packages
Once your order is shipped, it is in the hands of the carrier. Lewd Lube is not responsible for lost, delayed, or stolen packages. If you experience any issues, please contact the carrier directly with your tracking number. If you need assistance, feel free to reach out, and we will do our best to help.
Order Issues & Support
If you have any questions about your shipment, please contact us at:
📧 contact@ lewdlewb.com
Thank you for choosing Lewd Lube!